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From the Not-Creepy-at-All Department: “Baby Vampire” Dolls

Let me say that again: $1500 per doll. Doll-maker Shanine counts Sharon Osborne among her customers.



It’s Not a Suitcase, It’s a Coat: and Other Holiday Flying Tricks

Additional baggage fees, be  damned!  Somebody finally has invented the one item we’ve all been clamouring for, since the Wright brothers flew out of Kitty Hawk… a suitcase you can wear. It’s called the Jaktogo, […]


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Fashion Update: Leggings for Men

…ask yourself — would you wear meggings if you’re a man; or, if you’re a woman, would you go out on a date with a megged-up guy…


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How to Make Yourself Sick, Just for Fun

The Evo is one of only two cars in which I’ve almost become car-sick…. as a driver.


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Lose the Grin, and Look Prettier

And for all those who say such main-streaming puts Mazda at risk of losing its iconic zoom-zoom status, good news: they’re not messing with the Miata.


If Mad Max Had a Swiss Army Knife…

But I just like the way it looks: especially with its matte grey finish, and aggressive front end. Boys love their wide grilles and front-end scoops.


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Notes From the L.A. Auto Show, Part I

It looks aggressive, edgy, solid, and strong: all characteristics, the car itself exhibits.


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Group Costumes for Halloween

Years from now, we’ll hope anyone who participates in group costumes for Halloween, 1) still are friends, and 2) never plan on running for office.


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When Good Dogs Go Bad

Dogs may be smarter than cats, but when either does something wrong, only the dogs get caught.



Pictures of Why it Pays to Have a Tattoo Artist Who Can Spelll

It says “To young to die  —  To fast to live.” At least we know, too fast to put the second ‘o’ on the tail end of  ‘To.” And wasn’t this (below) the title of a […]


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We Told You to be Careful When You See a Ball on the Street

Ever teen driver learns that a ball, bouncing into a street, means there’ll be a kid right behind it. if that were true here, it’d have to be a really big kid.


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Photo Proof: There’s “Out of Order,” and there’s “REALLY Out of Order”

Is there a restaurant grade, below “F”?  What soda dispenser is gummed up, on 5 of its 6 nozzles? Some other choice samples include nicely labeled ‘out of order’ signs… and nicely labeled signs with […]



Why Did the Space Shuttle Have THIS Nickname?

Good and bad, it was always exciting reporting on the Space Shuttle program. Where else could you be paid for nosing around inside the shuttles? But I still wish they’d come up with a better nickname…


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The World’s Best Fake I.D.s — Not

Most didn’t check for his age, but six that did, still sold it to him, even though he didn’t remotely resemble cartoon character Bobby Hill.


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Your Dream Job Has Arrived: But Do You Have What It Takes?

I’m conflicted: on one hand, I’m deeply offended by the obvious racism of this ploy. How dare they think I’m smart, just because I’m white.