Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

In the almost-dead-ringer category, Jimmy Kimmel?

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

Christian Slater?

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

Or how about Robert Downey Jr.?

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

In the I've-suffered-my-own-public-humiliation-category, Michael Richards...

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

...Sean Penn...

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

...or Christian Bale?

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

In the wildcard category, Howard Stern.

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

In the rumored category, Rob Lowe and in the rumor-we're-starting category Jeremy Piven.

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

We vote Ed Asner for crusty grandfather.

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

Jay Mohr? Because blondes have more fun.

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

Or Tim Robbins, just because.

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

Erica Estrada, in the long, lost Latino Uncle category.

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

In the ripe-for-a-return-to-television category, Bruce Willis.

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

Adam Carolla?

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

In the long lost sister category, Rosie O'Donnell.

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Who Will Replace Charlie Sheen?

Or how about Stephen Baldwin, because you can't have too many Baldwins on TV?

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