Photo Credit: Accoutrements

The Sleep Walking Dead

The sound of an alarm clock is probably one of the worst sounds in the world. Seriously, there’s not much worse than being pulled out of a sound slumber, well except for maybe finding out that your girlfriend is cheating on you with your brother (ouch, sorry pal).

11/06/2014

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Escape The Purge

Ah Halloween, the time of haunted houses, horror movies and scandalous costumes. It’s a wonderful time of year. Seriously, what’s better than horror movies and haunted houses that scare scantily clothed girl’s right into your arms, it’s like the amazing wingman you never had (sorry bro).

10/30/2014

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Be The Burger King

Choosing a Halloween costume is a critical decision. There are tons of different categories to choose from. You’ve got gory costumes, inflatable costumes, serial killer costumes, funny costumes and of course everyone’s favorite, the highly inappropriate yet extremely clever costume.

10/30/2014

Photo Credit: Brookstone

Wireless TV Headphones: Tune In & Tune Out

Brookstone is now selling an awesome product to drown out your roommates stomping, singing, and other noises you’d rather not hear… The new 2.4Hz Wireless TV Headphones not only connect to your TV, but also to your stereo, computer, and mobile device.

10/23/2014

Photo Credit: The Argyle

Better Than A Sweater

When you think of argyle, socks, sweaters and vests are probably what come to mind (after all it is a nifty pattern). Well believe it or not, the word Argyle has just evolved to take on two whole new meanings that have nothing to do with that favorite pattern of yours. In fact, there are two new forms of Argyle for you to enjoy: one in the form of a swanky cocktail den and the other a raging nightclub.

10/23/2014

Photo Credit: Genesis

Genesis: The Speakeasy To Talk About

I don’t know about you, but when I think of an attic, I think of The Goonies and scary movies, not gimlets and sexy dance parties.  LA is changing our view on attics with the introduction of Genesis, the secret nightclub above Sassafras.

10/16/2014

Photo Credit: Hammacher Schlemmer

Not Your Grandma’s Gramophone

While the hipsters may be saving record stores around the county with their rediscovery of the vinyl, you can now one-up your Brooklyn friends and play them the artists of the best musical era, the way they were meant to be heard— on a gramophone. You know what a gramophone is…right?

10/16/2014

Photo Credit: Brookstone

Get Sandy

Long ago were the days of playing in a sandbox and running away from girls with cooties. Even though you’re still running away cootie ridden girls (good call, you don’t want to catch the adult version), we know the days of unlimited playtime have are gone and have since been replaced with sitting in a cubicle staring at a computer screen for hours on end.

10/09/2014

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Salt & Straw: The Place To Scream About

Does the thought of ice cream bring fantasies of butterflies and rainbows and pure unadulterated happiness, or are they more like the scene from Varsity Blues? You know which one I mean. No matter what your fantasies may be, after you try Salt & Straw, all of them will be fulfilled (ok, so maybe

10/09/2014

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Meat District Co.: Eat Away The Pain

Breakups suck. To quote Old School, “True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend… “

10/02/2014

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3-in-1-Hand Warmer (phone charger and flashlight)

Aright folks, it seems to be time to prepare for whatever it is Mother Nature has in store for us in the coming months. Because rumor has it, she’s even more pissed off then last year.

10/02/2014

Photo Credit: Williams Sonoma

Become Brewmaster With The IPA Beer Making Kit

We all know what a great cook you are (cough), kidding, boiling water doesn’t count. Well, actually, I take that back, now it does count, because that’s actually all you need to know, to brew your own beer. Make your brewing dreams come true with the IPA Beer Kit from Williams-Sonoma

09/25/2014

Photo credit: Vegan Oktoberfest

Vegan Vengeance

Ah, Oktoberfest, a German Celebration that’s filled with meat, meat covered in cheese, and all other foods that could possibly be made out of animal byproduct. It’s basically a vegans dream come true.

09/25/2014

Photo Credit: Bedrocktoberfest

A Magical Day At Bedrocktoberfest

What do Houdini and Hanson have in common (besides all of the ladies they bed)? You could have seen both of them at the coolest festival of the season, if they were still around…  With an event as awesome as the Bedrocktoberfest, it hard to believe it’s only $5.

09/18/2014

Photo Credit: Amazon

Speakeasy: The Employees Only Guide to Classic Cocktails Reimagined

Everywhere you look you’re seeing signs for pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin muffins and apple cider. It’s official: autumn has arrived.

09/18/2014

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