LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ‘Post-Apocalyptic’ Underground Bunker

September 14, 2011 10:05 AM

San Fernando Valley-based porn studio Pink Visual said the bunker is envisioned as “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave”, complete with a digital studio, gun racks and a rotating hydraulic stage. (courtesy Pink Visual)

LOS ANGELES (CBS) — A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.

A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.

“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”

The studio’s website will also be maintained and updated throughout any potential disaster “even if those websites are only available on the bunker’s self-contained local network by that time,” Boyer added.

He declined to give the exact location of the bunker over “security concerns”.

The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker, but Boyer said it will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”

Although no set number was provided, LA Weekly reported anywhere from 1,200 to 1,500 people will be allowed into the bunker by its planned completion date of September 2012.

So if you want to ride out the apocalypse in decadence and luxury, follow Pink Visual on Twitter for more details.

LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On Post Apocalyptic Underground Bunker

Jeff

Well at least we’ll have new porn videos to watch after the world blows up in 2012.

Henry

exactly! the problems are naked wimmin, not wars based on lies, corporate greed and firing loyal workers to make an extra few MILLION per year…it is the PRON!!!

go to hell you piece of garbage – JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED
Different Scott

Agreed.
MorganGray

Ummmm… Henry?
I love how you toss around the “Judge not…” line. Fabulous. You can take one verse out of context. In context, it is a warning that you will be judged by the same rules yo use against another. Do you have enough moral credit to be judged according to the judgement *YOU YOURSELF* used against Feste? You judged her as a “piece of garbage”. Will you put your moral standing against Feste’s?
And since we’re talking about pornography…
How about “Do not commit adultery”, and “But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” Do those have any bearing here?
Patrick Watson

Morgan,

If you can honestly tell me that you have never ever looked at another woman and thought, even for a second, something sexual, then you can talk. Until then, shut up. The rules of the Bible are impossible to follow. Never think about sex? Are you kidding? That’s impossible. What if I said “don’t think about a purple squirrel”? What’s the first thing you think about?

I think Henry was trying to say that porn is not responsible for everything wrong with society. I think a society that calls for the death of someone just because they are uninsured (like what happened at the GOP debates) has bigger problems than someone looking at a naked woman.
Terry Larson

Yes, dimwit. Activities that are natural, healthy, fun, exciting and part of all life as we know it are a filthy terrible plague. People like you make me sick.
aubreyfarmer

All of these insipid and asinine remarks by these children just proves how great the moral decline in America is. Most of these wet behind the ears types aren’t old enough to understand the degradation women are put through because of the pornography industry. “I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just.” Thomas Jefferson
JL

@aubreyfarmer – To the “wet behind the ears types” this is normalcy. When I was a kid I had to search high and low for a glimpse of a breast. Man, I went through all my uncles, grandpa reading materials hoping to stumble across a Playboy. Now, just turn on your computer (if it has a virus) and that’s the first thing that comes up. Porn to the “wet behind the ears types” is a normal as Sesame Street
“REPUBLICAN EMPIRE FALLS”

just think if everyone in the world died accept the pornstars in the bunker!!! they would be able to repopulate the planet, with baby HO-zzy’s!!! LOL

Astonished

Uh huh, and of course they will be spared because everyone knows how rightous the porn industry is, right?

J Ray

Probably more righteous than most.
Spanky T Smackme

Certainly more righteous than either our curren State or Federal governmwents, and definatly more righteous than our TSA and IRS.

AJ

The sad thing is, you are probably right!

Jeffer

Wow do they know something we do not?
This is interesting news

Go search: Layoffs 2011

Lowell King

They will need more than a bunker to hide on that day but no matter where they hide, they will be found. The ignorance of mankind is so sad, as if they could hide from God.

cemnei

Yeah… All it takes to hide from a biblical rapture is to dig a hole in the ground???

Jonathan Albert Hartley

You don’t need to “Hide” from the Rapture. If you don’t want to be included, then you won’t be.

George Kelley

Man created “god”.

doc

Prove it, skippy.
gr8photoman

George, EVERYONE believes in God…eventually.

Give it 70 years or so and let’s talk.
Freedom

@doc

While I am at it, you want me to prove man created Santa clause, Pinocchio, and The Terminator? The proofs are all the same. All are imaginary characters created by the imagination of the writers.

You are the one that needs to prove and imaginary being no one can see and that only talks to people in their heads exists. The burden of proof isn’t on those that refuse to believe without proof.

Next question, which God? There have been a lot of religions all over the world, what makes your more likely to be true then another?

Your problem Doc is that your an atheist, except for your favorite buddy God. That makes you a hypocrite and rather dull intellectually.
Jason

@ Feedom,

Well said.
“REPUBLICAN EMPIRE FALLS”

i agree! anyone that believes in a unseen savior jesus,jehovah.satan is possessed with demonic delusions!!! period!!!!!
Chris M

So that means man created Jesus and his miracles too, right? Sorry, you would be wrong. If Jesus and his miracles are fake, then you would also have to believe that George Washington and his heroics are fake too, because like Jesus and his miracles, you DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE WITNESSES ACCOUNTS of them taking place.
underbocky

@chris the “eyewitness” accounts in the bible were verbally passed for hundreds of years, taking into account that some minor text from the time period has appeared, most of what we know as the bible has been translated and retranslated and written and rewritten with and without bias and prejudice by people who for the most part didn’t even know the world was ROUND!!! ya think jesus would have mentioned that, considering his message, of course if your a mormon then…… whereas the ffolks of ye olde revolution were EYE witnesses who were able to report in writing exactly what happened……………
roostah

That’s not faith gr8photoman… that’s fear.
????1213

@freedom

your a lop!
ck allday

@gr8photogirl

that is fear your a lop too!

Andrew

Well, Lowell, to be quite frank, this “apocalypse” is not the rapture. It was predicted by the Mayans and while it may have been predicted off of religious followings this does not coincide with the Christian’s “2nd coming of Christ” – I’m not disputing whether it will or will not happen, only that it is not related to a Christian God.

Different Scott

I agree Andrew. I don’t think anything at all will happen. I’ll go about my days as usual, laughing at the clowns running around losing their minds. Just like I did with Y2K.

I think everyone’s attention to 2012 probably ensures that 2012 won’t be the year of the rapture either. “Like a thief in the night” makes me think it will be when man least expects it.

ghjost

The ignorance of the religious is sad, as if God is real. People are so steeped in their religious delusions that they can’t possibly see how evil they truly are. Imagine no religion indeed.

doc

I wonder if Tony Villar has a spot reserved in this place?

Astonished

Sure! Right up front!

lala63

lol. Interesting.
Observer

These people won’t escape hell.

J Ray

Actually, they might be the ONLY people to Hell.

J Ray

I meant, they might be the ONLY people to escape Hell.

???

So Pink Visual (the name is corny as hell) is worried about a Biblical rapture? O brother. Yeah, we want to make sure they can carry the porn torch into a post apocolyptic world. Ugh.

Dan

Biblical rapture? Isn’t the 2012 thing something to do with the Mayan Calendar? Or have all the end of the world nut-jobs melded into one big unified mess now?

???

the “company spokesperson” mentioned “biblical rapture” above in the artical.
BarbT

Your confusion would be cleared up if you would read the Bible for yourself. The Mayans have nothing at all to do with God’s word …. neither does Nostradamus, Budda, the Dali Lama or other false apostles who constantly mislead people. The Rapture will happen when the Lord is ready …we don’t know the hour. Those left here for the judgments will wish they had taken His warnings seriously.
Mathew Sewell

Good thing God isn’t real, Barb.

Michael

Revelation 6:15-17
Then the kings of the earth, the princes, the generals, the rich, the mighty, and everyone else, both slave and free, hid in caves and among the rocks of the mountains. They called to the mountains and the rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb! For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can withstand it?”

Doug L.

AMEN !!
Bob H.

AMEN!!!!!
karl anglin

Great words from a great Book!
cemnei

NAILED IT!
Paul R

I was hoping someone would invoke this one…
Robert Brooks

Wrath of the lamb??? What’s it going to do; make a sweater? Lambs are about as scary as a sunny day.

indeed

Yes Robert. Its going to make a big sweater. Your so new in your thoughts and expressions, forgive us for trying to bring you into peace. Go on now knowing you showed the whole world how witty and independent you are.
bd maius

Remember Robert, they will make war with this “Lamb” and the “Lamb” will overcome them, for he is the Lord!

Different Scott

Amen.
Duke

There is no rapture. That word is not even in the Bible. The book of Revelation was written for the 1st century Christians who were being persecuted by Rome. It does not describe events that we should expect today.
Vermes József

The wrath of the Lamb? Is that the same loving, caring lamb we supposed to bow down to? What- no forgivness? hypocritical liar!

jeebee

too bad they won’t escape the wrath of GOD.

dave

As if we’ve escaped it so far if it exists? We’re the most pathetic species ever to have appeared in the cosmos, whether by design or accident.
Frank Truth

“My judgment and wrath are reserved for those filled with judgment and wrath. Measure for measure. Those filled with loving-kindness, empathy, compassion, understanding and forgiveness, those who with hold judgment, will be judged with the same eye used by a mohter judge to her son, for they are my children. Those filled with judgment, selfishness, selfcenreredness, egocentricity anger and hatred will be judged by Creator of the universe who gave them life. No human is without sin. No human can bear my judgment and live. Not through righteousness will you be saved. Only through loving kindnesss, good deeds, and a benevolent eye during your life will your soul survive My judgement. By the same measure you judge others, so shall you be judged. Only I see what is in the human heart. Only I know the weight of the yoke I placed on their shoulders. A man with weak legs who takes a single stiep with the weight of the world on their shoulders is more beloved to Me than the man who runs like the wind whose yoke is feather light. Tho-se who believe in My loving kindness and forgivenss will experience My lovinging kindness and forgiveness. To man’s detriment, the Creator he imagines is thje Creator he will get. My face is a pond. Whan an angry human looks into a pond he sees an angry face. When a kind human looks into a bond he sees a kind face. The face I will show to you on judgment day will be the face you show to the weakest, most despised among you.If you recognize My unity you will feel my presence in all of creation, and have mercy on every human and every creature. You cannot despise one of my creatures without despising Me “

Jason

What are you quoting, a comic book?
Robert Brooks

Judge Judy?
Steve Ressel

Liberalis Secularis 2 13:41?
Vermes József

I think I puke!

Denver Morgan

Amen they will never escape how foolish that they think a bunker is going to
save them.

Duke Nukem

aliens are coming !!!!

chemtrail monster

they’ve been here since the beginning of time, it’s just the bible trys to cover it up!!

smashicus

No, they are not aliens, they are nephilin, the children of fallen angels and human women. It’s the History channel and others who try to cover it up by calling them “aliens”.

scottksmith

Are they coming or just breathing hard ?
chack

2012 they are coming back

TRE

I wonder by what criteria they’ll use to “save” non-PV personnel? j/k

But why not build underground bunkers? Will put people to work and stimulate the economy. Sounds like they’re some clever people over there. I applaud them for their foresight.
Norm D. Plume

Giggity.

Steven

best reply so far…..
Thanks, Quagmire

J Mc

Seriously? What if it’s an earthquake centered near them?? ..I would not want to be couped up in a porn bunker when everything caves in on me

dave

True, you’d think especially these particular folks would be paying attention to that HUGE CRACK in the Earth called the San Andres Fault and maybe build their little enclave a bit east of it.

Unless it’s a submarine and earthquake proof….

just me

I think they should make lots and lots of bunkers — the more money they spend on this nonsense the less they will have to manufacture their filth.
Btruth

The brain dead sheeple hiding in their luxury caves. To bad the radiation will (is killing) kill them. I can see it now, their faces frozen, realizing the epic ignorance of placing any kind of bunker where the whole west coast will fall off into the ocean. But besides that, the sheer number of nuclear melt downs and released nuclear waste, will kill everyone in bunkers.
Oh, no! Trashy, s.t.d. filled, narcissistic, zombies are going to die and they tried so hard!

George Kelley

The bunker location is a secret, so you are making an assumption that it’s located in California.

If it’s located in CA, then it’s likely a safe distance from urban areas that would be targeted by WMDs.

Btruth

That’s why I put in the NUCLEAR part. It doesn’t matter where you are…

Btruth

Hey, that’s the basement floor plan for the pentagon! Better known as “the break room.”

dino

that is def. funny and yet so true
Steven

Only one problem with your theory…..
The above floor plan is a HEXagon, not a pentagon..
Do you have only one hand…?
Learn to count….

Richard Henkle

The problem is that he only has one hand available.
Btruth

Almost, they like numerology so the lower “special” floor would be six sided.

RicardoCabeza

Smart piece of PR it gets the morons that believe in this nonsense to drive traffic to tier website. kudos Porn people.

George Kelley

Actually, I think more people should get serious about disaster preparedness. Remember Hurricane Katrina? That should have been a lesson.

Different Scott

A lesson on why we should exercise common sense maybe.

Hurricane coming? Yep. City below sea level? Yep. I should be just fine.

Derp.

“REPUBLICAN EMPIRE FALLS”

then get back to work bi#ch!!!! lol
Early Ardmore

Politics may not be the oldest profession in the world but the results are the same” ~ Janis Joplin

———— http://911essentials.com
Laura

Wouldn’t want to allow civilization a chance to take a breather from the porn onslaught on our culture. Gotta be sure porn can still be produced in any era, despite any disaster! Oi! Give me a break!
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FedUp Florida

Does anything think if one of those mega-earthquakes sends California into the sea, this will be a moot point?
m167a1

ummmm okkkkkkaaaaayyy…………
Bill in Houston

The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker, but Boyer said it will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”

You stand a better chance of getting in if you look hot when unclothed…
Chuck McKinney

On 12/22/12 I’ll wake up with a bit of a hangover but I’ll be laughing at all you idiots who thought the world was going to end. Then I’ll cry because I know you all are still here with the rest of us.