LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ‘Post-Apocalyptic’ Underground Bunker

ti5th LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On Post Apocalyptic Underground Bunker

San Fernando Valley-based porn studio Pink Visual said the bunker is envisioned as “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave”, complete with a digital studio, gun racks and a rotating hydraulic stage. (courtesy Pink Visual)

LOS ANGELES (CBS) — A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.

A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.

“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”

The studio’s website will also be maintained and updated throughout any potential disaster “even if those websites are only available on the bunker’s self-contained local network by that time,” Boyer added.

He declined to give the exact location of the bunker over “security concerns”.

The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker, but Boyer said it will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”

Although no set number was provided, LA Weekly reported anywhere from 1,200 to 1,500 people will be allowed into the bunker by its planned completion date of September 2012.

So if you want to ride out the apocalypse in decadence and luxury, follow Pink Visual on Twitter for more details.

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  1. Jeff says:

    Well at least we’ll have new porn videos to watch after the world blows up in 2012.

    1. Henry says:

      exactly! the problems are naked wimmin, not wars based on lies, corporate greed and firing loyal workers to make an extra few MILLION per year…it is the PRON!!!

      go to hell you piece of garbage – JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED

    2. Different Scott says:

      Agreed.

    3. MorganGray says:

      Ummmm… Henry?
      I love how you toss around the “Judge not…” line. Fabulous. You can take one verse out of context. In context, it is a warning that you will be judged by the same rules yo use against another. Do you have enough moral credit to be judged according to the judgement *YOU YOURSELF* used against Feste? You judged her as a “piece of garbage”. Will you put your moral standing against Feste’s?
      And since we’re talking about pornography…
      How about “Do not commit adultery”, and “But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” Do those have any bearing here?

    4. Patrick Watson says:

      Morgan,

      If you can honestly tell me that you have never ever looked at another woman and thought, even for a second, something sexual, then you can talk. Until then, shut up. The rules of the Bible are impossible to follow. Never think about sex? Are you kidding? That’s impossible. What if I said “don’t think about a purple squirrel”? What’s the first thing you think about?

      I think Henry was trying to say that porn is not responsible for everything wrong with society. I think a society that calls for the death of someone just because they are uninsured (like what happened at the GOP debates) has bigger problems than someone looking at a naked woman.

    5. Terry Larson says:

      Yes, dimwit. Activities that are natural, healthy, fun, exciting and part of all life as we know it are a filthy terrible plague. People like you make me sick.

    6. aubreyfarmer says:

      All of these insipid and asinine remarks by these children just proves how great the moral decline in America is. Most of these wet behind the ears types aren’t old enough to understand the degradation women are put through because of the pornography industry. “I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just.” Thomas Jefferson

    7. JL says:

      @aubreyfarmer – To the “wet behind the ears types” this is normalcy. When I was a kid I had to search high and low for a glimpse of a breast. Man, I went through all my uncles, grandpa reading materials hoping to stumble across a Playboy. Now, just turn on your computer (if it has a virus) and that’s the first thing that comes up. Porn to the “wet behind the ears types” is a normal as Sesame Street

    8. "REPUBLICAN EMPIRE FALLS" says:

      just think if everyone in the world died accept the pornstars in the bunker!!! they would be able to repopulate the planet, with baby HO-zzy’s!!! LOL

  2. Astonished says:

    Uh huh, and of course they will be spared because everyone knows how rightous the porn industry is, right?

    1. J Ray says:

      Probably more righteous than most.

    2. Spanky T Smackme says:

      Certainly more righteous than either our curren State or Federal governmwents, and definatly more righteous than our TSA and IRS.

      1. AJ says:

        The sad thing is, you are probably right!

    3. Jeffer says:

      Wow do they know something we do not?
      This is interesting news

      Go search: Layoffs 2011

  3. Lowell King says:

    They will need more than a bunker to hide on that day but no matter where they hide, they will be found. The ignorance of mankind is so sad, as if they could hide from God.

    1. cemnei says:

      Yeah… All it takes to hide from a biblical rapture is to dig a hole in the ground???

      1. Jonathan Albert Hartley says:

        You don’t need to “Hide” from the Rapture. If you don’t want to be included, then you won’t be.

    2. George Kelley says:

      Man created “god”.

      1. doc says:

        Prove it, skippy.

      2. gr8photoman says:

        George, EVERYONE believes in God…eventually.

        Give it 70 years or so and let’s talk.

      3. Freedom says:

        @doc

        While I am at it, you want me to prove man created Santa clause, Pinocchio, and The Terminator? The proofs are all the same. All are imaginary characters created by the imagination of the writers.

        You are the one that needs to prove and imaginary being no one can see and that only talks to people in their heads exists. The burden of proof isn’t on those that refuse to believe without proof.

        Next question, which God? There have been a lot of religions all over the world, what makes your more likely to be true then another?

        Your problem Doc is that your an atheist, except for your favorite buddy God. That makes you a hypocrite and rather dull intellectually.

      4. Jason says:

        @ Feedom,

        Well said.

      5. "REPUBLICAN EMPIRE FALLS" says:

        i agree! anyone that believes in a unseen savior jesus,jehovah.satan is possessed with demonic delusions!!! period!!!!!

      6. Chris M says:

        So that means man created Jesus and his miracles too, right? Sorry, you would be wrong. If Jesus and his miracles are fake, then you would also have to believe that George Washington and his heroics are fake too, because like Jesus and his miracles, you DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE WITNESSES ACCOUNTS of them taking place.

      7. underbocky says:

        @chris the “eyewitness” accounts in the bible were verbally passed for hundreds of years, taking into account that some minor text from the time period has appeared, most of what we know as the bible has been translated and retranslated and written and rewritten with and without bias and prejudice by people who for the most part didn’t even know the world was ROUND!!! ya think jesus would have mentioned that, considering his message, of course if your a mormon then…… whereas the ffolks of ye olde revolution were EYE witnesses who were able to report in writing exactly what happened……………

      8. roostah says:

        That’s not faith gr8photoman… that’s fear.

      9. ????1213 says:

        @freedom

        your a lop!

      10. ck allday says:

        @gr8photogirl

        that is fear your a lop too!

    3. Andrew says:

      Well, Lowell, to be quite frank, this “apocalypse” is not the rapture. It was predicted by the Mayans and while it may have been predicted off of religious followings this does not coincide with the Christian’s “2nd coming of Christ” – I’m not disputing whether it will or will not happen, only that it is not related to a Christian God.

      1. Different Scott says:

        I agree Andrew. I don’t think anything at all will happen. I’ll go about my days as usual, laughing at the clowns running around losing their minds. Just like I did with Y2K.

        I think everyone’s attention to 2012 probably ensures that 2012 won’t be the year of the rapture either. “Like a thief in the night” makes me think it will be when man least expects it.

    4. ghjost says:

      The ignorance of the religious is sad, as if God is real. People are so steeped in their religious delusions that they can’t possibly see how evil they truly are. Imagine no religion indeed.

  4. doc says:

    I wonder if Tony Villar has a spot reserved in this place?

    1. Astonished says:

      Sure! Right up front!

  5. lala63 says:

    lol. Interesting.

  6. Observer says:

    These people won’t escape hell.

    1. J Ray says:

      Actually, they might be the ONLY people to Hell.

      1. J Ray says:

        I meant, they might be the ONLY people to escape Hell.

  7. ??? says:

    So Pink Visual (the name is corny as hell) is worried about a Biblical rapture? O brother. Yeah, we want to make sure they can carry the porn torch into a post apocolyptic world. Ugh.

    1. Dan says:

      Biblical rapture? Isn’t the 2012 thing something to do with the Mayan Calendar? Or have all the end of the world nut-jobs melded into one big unified mess now?

      1. ??? says:

        the “company spokesperson” mentioned “biblical rapture” above in the artical.

      2. BarbT says:

        Your confusion would be cleared up if you would read the Bible for yourself. The Mayans have nothing at all to do with God’s word …. neither does Nostradamus, Budda, the Dali Lama or other false apostles who constantly mislead people. The Rapture will happen when the Lord is ready …we don’t know the hour. Those left here for the judgments will wish they had taken His warnings seriously.

      3. Mathew Sewell says:

        Good thing God isn’t real, Barb.

  8. Michael says:

    Revelation 6:15-17
    Then the kings of the earth, the princes, the generals, the rich, the mighty, and everyone else, both slave and free, hid in caves and among the rocks of the mountains. They called to the mountains and the rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb! For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can withstand it?”

    1. karl anglin says:

      Great words from a great Book!

    2. Paul R says:

      I was hoping someone would invoke this one…

    3. Robert Brooks says:

      Wrath of the lamb??? What’s it going to do; make a sweater? Lambs are about as scary as a sunny day.

      1. indeed says:

        Yes Robert. Its going to make a big sweater. Your so new in your thoughts and expressions, forgive us for trying to bring you into peace. Go on now knowing you showed the whole world how witty and independent you are.

      2. bd maius says:

        Remember Robert, they will make war with this “Lamb” and the “Lamb” will overcome them, for he is the Lord!

    4. Different Scott says:

      Amen.

    5. Duke says:

      There is no rapture. That word is not even in the Bible. The book of Revelation was written for the 1st century Christians who were being persecuted by Rome. It does not describe events that we should expect today.

    6. Vermes József says:

      The wrath of the Lamb? Is that the same loving, caring lamb we supposed to bow down to? What- no forgivness? hypocritical liar!

  9. jeebee says:

    too bad they won’t escape the wrath of GOD.

    1. dave says:

      As if we’ve escaped it so far if it exists? We’re the most pathetic species ever to have appeared in the cosmos, whether by design or accident.

    2. Frank Truth says:

      “My judgment and wrath are reserved for those filled with judgment and wrath. Measure for measure. Those filled with loving-kindness, empathy, compassion, understanding and forgiveness, those who with hold judgment, will be judged with the same eye used by a mohter judge to her son, for they are my children. Those filled with judgment, selfishness, selfcenreredness, egocentricity anger and hatred will be judged by Creator of the universe who gave them life. No human is without sin. No human can bear my judgment and live. Not through righteousness will you be saved. Only through loving kindnesss, good deeds, and a benevolent eye during your life will your soul survive My judgement. By the same measure you judge others, so shall you be judged. Only I see what is in the human heart. Only I know the weight of the yoke I placed on their shoulders. A man with weak legs who takes a single stiep with the weight of the world on their shoulders is more beloved to Me than the man who runs like the wind whose yoke is feather light. Tho-se who believe in My loving kindness and forgivenss will experience My lovinging kindness and forgiveness. To man’s detriment, the Creator he imagines is thje Creator he will get. My face is a pond. Whan an angry human looks into a pond he sees an angry face. When a kind human looks into a bond he sees a kind face. The face I will show to you on judgment day will be the face you show to the weakest, most despised among you.If you recognize My unity you will feel my presence in all of creation, and have mercy on every human and every creature. You cannot despise one of my creatures without despising Me “

      1. Jason says:

        What are you quoting, a comic book?

      2. Robert Brooks says:

        Judge Judy?

      3. Steve Ressel says:

        Liberalis Secularis 2 13:41?

      4. Vermes József says:

        I think I puke!

    3. Denver Morgan says:

      Amen they will never escape how foolish that they think a bunker is going to
      save them.

  10. Duke Nukem says:

    aliens are coming !!!!

    1. chemtrail monster says:

      they’ve been here since the beginning of time, it’s just the bible trys to cover it up!!🙂

      1. smashicus says:

        No, they are not aliens, they are nephilin, the children of fallen angels and human women. It’s the History channel and others who try to cover it up by calling them “aliens”.

    2. scottksmith says:

      Are they coming or just breathing hard ?

    3. chack says:

      2012 they are coming back

  11. TRE says:

    I wonder by what criteria they’ll use to “save” non-PV personnel? j/k

    But why not build underground bunkers? Will put people to work and stimulate the economy. Sounds like they’re some clever people over there. I applaud them for their foresight.

  12. Norm D. Plume says:

    Giggity.

    1. Steven says:

      best reply so far…..
      Thanks, Quagmire

  13. J Mc says:

    Seriously? What if it’s an earthquake centered near them?? ..I would not want to be couped up in a porn bunker when everything caves in on me

    1. dave says:

      True, you’d think especially these particular folks would be paying attention to that HUGE CRACK in the Earth called the San Andres Fault and maybe build their little enclave a bit east of it.

      Unless it’s a submarine and earthquake proof….

  14. just me says:

    I think they should make lots and lots of bunkers — the more money they spend on this nonsense the less they will have to manufacture their filth.

  15. Btruth says:

    The brain dead sheeple hiding in their luxury caves. To bad the radiation will (is killing) kill them. I can see it now, their faces frozen, realizing the epic ignorance of placing any kind of bunker where the whole west coast will fall off into the ocean. But besides that, the sheer number of nuclear melt downs and released nuclear waste, will kill everyone in bunkers.
    Oh, no! Trashy, s.t.d. filled, narcissistic, zombies are going to die and they tried so hard!

    1. George Kelley says:

      The bunker location is a secret, so you are making an assumption that it’s located in California.

      If it’s located in CA, then it’s likely a safe distance from urban areas that would be targeted by WMDs.

      1. Btruth says:

        That’s why I put in the NUCLEAR part. It doesn’t matter where you are…

  16. Btruth says:

    Hey, that’s the basement floor plan for the pentagon! Better known as “the break room.”

    1. dino says:

      that is def. funny and yet so true

    2. Steven says:

      Only one problem with your theory…..
      The above floor plan is a HEXagon, not a pentagon..
      Do you have only one hand…?
      Learn to count….

      1. Richard Henkle says:

        The problem is that he only has one hand available.

      2. Btruth says:

        Almost, they like numerology so the lower “special” floor would be six sided.

  17. RicardoCabeza says:

    Smart piece of PR it gets the morons that believe in this nonsense to drive traffic to tier website. kudos Porn people.

    1. George Kelley says:

      Actually, I think more people should get serious about disaster preparedness. Remember Hurricane Katrina? That should have been a lesson.

      1. Different Scott says:

        A lesson on why we should exercise common sense maybe.

        Hurricane coming? Yep. City below sea level? Yep. I should be just fine.

        Derp.

  18. "REPUBLICAN EMPIRE FALLS" says:

    then get back to work bi#ch!!!! lol

  19. Early Ardmore says:

    Politics may not be the oldest profession in the world but the results are the same” ~ Janis Joplin

    ———— http://911essentials.com

  20. Laura says:

    Wouldn’t want to allow civilization a chance to take a breather from the porn onslaught on our culture. Gotta be sure porn can still be produced in any era, despite any disaster! Oi! Give me a break!

  21. FedUp Florida says:

    Does anything think if one of those mega-earthquakes sends California into the sea, this will be a moot point?

  22. m167a1 says:

    ummmm okkkkkkaaaaayyy…………

  23. Bill in Houston says:

    The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker, but Boyer said it will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”

    You stand a better chance of getting in if you look hot when unclothed…

  24. Chuck McKinney says:

    On 12/22/12 I’ll wake up with a bit of a hangover but I’ll be laughing at all you idiots who thought the world was going to end. Then I’ll cry because I know you all are still here with the rest of us.

    1. Mathew Sewell says:

      Hopefully a large number of them will kill themselves in anticipation and spare the gene pool.

  25. Massimo Deportado says:

    Sounds like a pre-apocalypse “Road Warrior”.

    “…Nothing to do but breed…”

  26. RS says:

    And to think some people think that cocaine doesn’t permanently affect your brain.

  27. Ganglia Banger says:

    If this didn’t sound so much like Dr. Strangelove, I might take it more seriously.

    1. scottksmith says:

      [Strangelove’s plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
      General “Buck” Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn’t that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
      Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious… service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
      Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

      1. Stuggy says:

        Now THIS is the best response yet to this article…GREAT film by the way

      2. George Kelley says:

        Awesome

  28. Will Sterling says:

    Total BS… I can’t believe CBS fell for this. No wonder people don’t trust the mainstream media.

  29. ginny says:

    Sorry, but when I saw the expected date of l’ate 2012′ all I could think was they are already thinking about the next big Presidential election in Nov, 2012.

  30. JudgeMental says:

    First shovel ready project I’ve seen sine 2008.

  31. YoFreeStuff says:

    To all you “believers” out there…. Call me Sept 20th so I can stop by and pick up your stuff. I’ll take gold, cash, electronics, vehicles, etc.
    Since you obviously won’t be needing them anymore, they will help me survive in the Mad Max style Godless world I’ll be left in.

    Call ME!

  32. BlueC says:

    At least someone is creating a shovel ready job.

  33. jaydub says:

    “Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,”

    whew…no mis-placed punctuation

  34. BlueC says:

    I wonder if the pay sucks.

  35. IraqVet says:

    OMG!!! Is this a coincidence or what…the government has been building underground porn studios in Denver Colorado. I think politicians and and porn should survive.

  36. Jason Burnstein says:

    Why spend all that time energy and money, you’re all gonna die from AIDS….

  37. Ivan Yurkenov says:

    I’ll pony up the depth and breadth of my IT knowledge/experience for a ticket to ride this post-apocalyptic pleasure-filled world of decadence. I can manage the installation of the assorted, necessary networks, integrate and maintain them for a preferred seat at the table. Call me. And do it quickly, so that I can design the server, head-end and frame distribution rooms, order the hardware and build the servers.

    Ivan

    Ivan

  38. Bpsitrep says:

    Um…excuse me…(raising my hand)….if you in LaLa land have cared to really research the ‘2012’ Apocalypse scenarios, you’ll see that California does not survive at all. Go build in Wyoming. Make sure you have a good porn selection, too much garbage out there these days. Keep the ‘classics’ too.

    1. scottksmith says:

      Oh, and especially LOTS of Ginger Lynn !

      1. 6079SmithW says:

        Don’t forget Marilyn Chambers! INSATIABLE, baby!!!!!

  39. Klaes Holgreen says:

    Cut… Cut…….Damn Nuclear Blast just ruined my scene!!!!!

  40. lamchops says:

    Great news! I can’t tell how afraid I was that I might not be able to get any new porn after the Apocalypse.

  41. Klaes Holgreen says:

    You have to have a big one to be eligible for entry.

    1. Big George says:

      So you are not eligible eh tiny?

  42. It’s encouraging to see all the infrastructure we’ll need after Y2K, errr, I mean December 21, 2012, is being set in place……

    http://rhymeandreasonable.com/2011/09/13/because-lambasting-the-tea-party-debate-is-what-you-expect-from-a-cryptojournalist/

  43. Darrel says:

    Good place to hide when the race riots start when we fire Barry Oblamo in 2012.

  44. Chassy says:

    Noah! Build me a porn shelter!

    1. scottksmith says:

      Noah: “Uh, God ……. what’s a porn shelter ? “

  45. boyd sunset says:

    lowerdoverbelize.com

    Trip Adviser: Lower Dover Field Station

    Stay on newly discovered Mayan Site in Belize for 2012

  46. Ben Dover says:

    Bet that Perry and entourage is in the loop….

  47. Chris says:

    All I know are facts. porn stars don’t have sex with minors, but Catholic Priest do…..ussually same sex too. That’s a face, proven in courts of law……

  48. Kevin says:

    I think we should put anyone who wants to go in there in late 2012 and once the supposed day of the apocalypse comes and goes they should have to stay in there for being such morons and buying into this post-apocalyptic grabage.

  49. Mike_88 says:

    It will probably be in Van Nuys, the only place in California that floods.

  50. Lonnie Fehr says:

    such as multiple fully-stocked bars lol just scam so dont need city licenses etc etc etc etc , , no permits needed lol ,,

    1. freecheese says:

      Is there going to be a facility where the girls can get free waxing, breast implants, tattoes, and piercings, cheek implants, butt implants, and pierced tongues?
      Google “Dead Porn Stars,” and you’ll find most of the deaths are due to suicide or drug over dose.

      1. Karl Magnus says:

        And thus the gene pool is protected, except for this soon-to-be extinct gaggle.
        ~(Ä)~

  51. Joe says:

    i wonder how deep you need to dig to avoid CA income taxes. They may be on to something.

  52. PO' BOY says:

    Apparently I am in the wrong business. I want to build a shelter with a bunch of hotties but am a bit short of coin.

  53. Wally Cleaver says:

    Nice layout, now incorporate this design into a submarine hull. I figure LA will be under about 3000 feet of water on December 22, 2012!

  54. UsefulIdiot88 says:

    Loser Twitter Follower: “But Im a Twitter follower and you promised!”

    Bouncer Gaurding Entrance: “They just said that so idiots like you would become followers.”

  55. IVillageIdiot says:

    It’s a publicity stunt… go back to sleep……

  56. Ben Doverhereitcomes says:

    What are they gonna do in there? What if they get bored?

  57. Kate says:

    There won’t be any porn after the apocalypse.

  58. brent labeau says:

    Cleaver! Give me a good laugh. Thank you.

  59. Chris @LA says:

    Great concept, they’ll have the earth repopulated in no time! A bunch of blonde-haired, blue-eyed super men & women… California finally starts to come out of its national-socialist closet.

  60. dam says:

    Great plan. Now the only things to survive armageddon will be porn stars, roaches, and Twinkies. Two of the three actually go together quite well.

  61. The overseer says:

    And when these porn addicts leave Vault 101, five death claws will be camping at the door. I hope they bring along some firepower, rad away, purified water, and magic limb replacement stimpacks.

  62. Bingo Williams says:

    Just like roaches, But even a roaches time is limited.

  63. aristocrat says:

    This is brilliant. A bunker full of porn stars . I love America!

  64. artist says:

    I looked at the plans and did not see a stripper pole? What gives?

  65. Faxx Fantum says:

    No fat chicks!

  66. Brenden DiPaola says:

    An obvious publicity stunt.

  67. Smashicus says:

    They’ll probably just end up giving each other HIV and dying anyways.

  68. paperpushermj says:

    The ultimate Man Cave

  69. Real Rick says:

    Since they already, “sold” their souls to the devil, they’ll feel the heat anyway.

  70. Dominic Carabello says:

    After the Rapture they’ll NEED it, but it wont matter…they’ll still have to take the Mark of the Beast, so having an underground bunker will NOT protect them from the Anti-Christ.

  71. smashicus says:

    They’re going to have to remember to build plenty of storage space for booze and drugs. Otherwise how will they continue to function?

  72. Denny says:

    Who says President Obama is a “nice” guy? Which one did the Fathers’ will, the one who spoke WORDS telling his Father that he would do his Fathers’ will, or the son who told his Father he would NOT do His will? The man full of meaningless WORDS did NOT do his Fathers’ will, but the son who said he would not do his Fathers’ will nonetheless did. Barack Hussein Obama is a confirmed Muslim mole who has associated with those who hate Israel, America, the West and the Word of YHWH. Putting the pieces of the puzzle together and not sticking my head in the sand of see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil is leading me to believe Mr. Obama came to FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE America, which he is doing by leading us towards a dictatorship. This man has EVIL intentions for this nation, but ONLY righteousness (means finding out the Truth of the Word of YHWH and living according to it in Truth and sharing that information with others) will save any of us. This nation — and possibly the entire world — may suffer from the acts of a man that has lied to all of us and has tried to deceive us from his true intentions. Thanks for listening, 777denny

  73. Polecat says:

    So how did all these religious people show up here checking out a story about Porn?
    Me thinks thou protest ‘th too much.

  74. George Kelley says:

    It’s good to see that some people are preparing to survive natural disasters and terrorist attacks.

    The porn industry people are not a burden on taxpayers, they support themselves and that makes them better citizens than the parasites that are always needing rescue.

  75. George Kelley says:

    More people should take disaster preparedness seriously.

    Hurricane Katrina should have been a wake up call to many. Ditto for the terrorist attacks a decade ago.

  76. Joe says:

    Morons, sounds like a recipe to be buried alive. Only those who repent will survive, temporal preparation only gives you a little more time to get the spiritual in order.

  77. Matthew says:

    Anyone else enlarge the floor-plan? It’s one big strip club.

  78. mikieinit says:

    ‘There is no Sanctuary’ ? Sounds like shades of ‘Logan’s Run’.

    The fiction is becoming truth. After 39 yrs. or so they will no longer remember they were formed from a Porn Star studio. Imagine humanity restarting from the remnants of upper San Fernando Valley.

    Who knew?

  79. Robert Brooks says:

    Brilliant, I just hope they’re ahead of the curve and started working out scripts for Zombies.

    Do zombies masturbate?

  80. JohnRalph says:

    Many studies show that so-called born again, bible believing, American “country” Christians worship porn just as much as everyone else. And, they lie, steal, cheat and have a higher divorce rate than non-believers.

    Many secularist and “true” Christians of the third world see what America’s brand of Christianity has become. Our churches resemble Las Vegas style entertainment centers, with stadium seating (large enough to accommodate our morbidly obese frames), giant screen TVs, country and rap bands performing on stage.

    And don’t forget the Lord Jesus’ beloved prosperity pimp preachers.

    1. ML says:

      True. Garbage on TV and listening to fraudulent prosperity preachers everywhere has destroyed people’s ability to discern truth. Today, preachers don’t exhort their congregations to be pure like they used to; they hold up the latest book and tell them to read it, instead of the Bible. As far as the churches, in the 1980’s all the rage was “seeker sensitive” churches with mauve carpeting and tons of programs. Today, those same “leaders” make fun of “seeker sensitive” churches and tell you to do “Labyrinths and candles.” Don’t forget the “emergent” movement with its hordes of fake preachers who love socialism, wear goatees, gel their hair, disdain the Bible, write endless books, know no current events at all, disdain prophecy, and act like they are so cool. It is truly nauseating. A truly godly preacher is very rare these days. There are a few left, but they are getting up in years now. When congregations get nothing but entertainment, fads, anecdotes and jokes, the “church” will continually be in a dismal state. Charles Spurgeon warned us this was coming.

  81. Steve Ressel says:

    …they are building an underground bunker… in an EARTHQUAKE ZONE. Are they morons?

  82. Robert Brooks says:

    Ummm, does anyone notice a striking resemblance to another famous satanic symbol ~ cough~ The Pentagon ~cough~

  83. Sal says:

    Funny or sad…..I can’t make up my mind

  84. cvplummer says:

    Le’s just call this what it really is- “money laundering”

  85. Darryl says:

    Just an ad for a new club, no news value here.

  86. Jeff Oldsum says:

    The “selection criteria” for outsiders will be on the merit of the size of their checkbook. Unmarried mothers, the poor and minorities will of course be excluded.

  87. Paolo Caruso says:

    Dig down deeper for that porno bunker, Hell is closer that you think. LOL

  88. Bertie van Trestyosk says:

    From quatrain 44, verse 12 of the Hidden Books of Nostradamus:

    Lo! In the year 2012, the false Christians who worship hate and who pray for wars

    Shall be cast down by the Almighty

    The swine who judge their neighbors shall by their own measure be condemned
    in fire from the atom.

    Scary stuff! What does it mean

    1. Xrunner says:

      It means you’re probably gullible enough to buy this bridge I have for sale.

  89. Ranger01 says:

    The Porn Industry, Thinks Going deep is always better! Unfortunately, going underground will not save them.

  90. bellestarrr says:

    if there is a major sunami the water will wash down into that bunker..all sorts of things could happen to the ground around it..if calif breaks off the shelf and falls away so much for the bunker..if the earth is unlivable on the surface for 100 years..so much for the bunker…comfort and style??? when nothing is left that is a small recompense.

  91. Dailynewsragreader says:

    Is 57 to old to apply for a job here?

  92. paul says:

    The crystal ship is being filled
    A thousand girls, a thousand thrills
    A million ways to spend your time
    When we get back, I’ll drop a line

  93. Ursus Rexx says:

    I wonder if they’ll allow jews after Max Rogitanski, (aka: M. Gibson), shows up, ‘out-of-the-wasteland’…! Seriously…
    Ignoring the severe psycological burdens of surviving the sceanario(s) briefly alluded to above, do they imagine they’ll simply ‘order out’ when they get the munchies?
    How much H2o does a 1,500 person compound require for washing, drinking, etc?
    When all the porn actors look like George Romero’s “Night-Of-The-Living-Dead”, I’ll bet sex becomes the least of their concerns…
    For everyone whoscurries down a hole if/when one of the ‘Big Ones’ comes along, there will be a beast that is forced to return to the surface!
    BTW: Has Joseph Ratzinger, (Known Criminal Alias: ‘Benny.16’), been contacted?
    He might share ‘Castel Gandolpho’, a well known pleasure palace near Rome, operated by the sacred N.A.M.B.L.A. spiritual movement…

  94. NashJim says:

    8200 sq ft bunker and they plan to put 1500 people in there? That’s funny.

  95. Caligula says:

    Save the porn!

  96. jim says:

    Simply put, you guys are dumb. Let the porn stars have their bunker. If you’re so self-righteous about this, and you holier-than-thou pricks are getting raptured, then why does it matter to you what these people do. Live your own life and stop being so nosy, it’s not your responsibility to save everyone, nor is it your responsibility to ostricize people who aren’t of your faith. There’s not a lot of tolerance going on in religion, just a bunch of narrow-minded busy-bodies.

  97. ClydeS says:

    I hear it’s going to take place on November 6th. No more water but a firing next time…

  98. algoa456 says:

    This is part of the new Obama initiative” Cash for Bunkers”. May work out better than the cash for klunkers program.

  99. MorganGray says:

    Does anybody but me think this is a joke or a publicity stunt, or somesuch?
    I mean, look at the illustration. No one except maybe a 13 year old boy, who wants to build a “girl robot” in his basement, could come up with something like this with any degree of seriousness.
    I mean for crying out loud… Co-ed glass decontamination showers? Casting couch / security screening area? Rotating center stage with emergency pole access to upper levels?
    This has got to be a joke.

  100. Mark Hillyard says:

    We all have our problems and should recognize them and correct them.
    This article is interesting to me because of this statement: 15Then the kings of the earth, the princes, the generals, the rich, the mighty, and every slave and every free man hid in caves and among the rocks of the mountains. 16They called to the mountains and the rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb! 17For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?”

  101. Jay Thomas says:

    Enter into the rock, and hide in the dust, from the terror of the Lord and the glory of His majesty. The lofty looks of man shall be humbled, the haughtiness of men shall be bowed down, and the Lord alone shall be exalted in that day – Isa 2:10-11

    There is a fiber deep in the heart of the human lives who know they are doing wrong. The way to a clear conscience is to repent and be saved from the wrath to come instead of trying to hide from it. Even though the produce porn constantly, their own conscience is violated!

  102. blurble says:

    HA-HA-HA! The schematic is hilarious. Emergency access pole to other floors! (Better sanitize first). I can’t wait to see their take on post-apocalyptic clothing. This may as well be in the Onion. Thanks for posting.

  103. FreeNow says:

    Waste of money – there is already an underground bunker built for them – it’s called Hell!

  104. Colossians 3:5-6 says:

    The Porn industry is a primary evil force in bringing about the wrath of God.
    Colossians 3:5-6
    New International Version (NIV)
    5 Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry. 6 Because of these, the wrath of God is coming.[a]
    the porn industry exponentionally causes immorality, impurity, lust, and greed
    the bunker will not save them from 666, evil spirits (who can pass through ground or walls), or holy angels and God himself. They can only be saved by accepting the Good News Gospel fo jesus Christ and then to try and sin no more.

    1. Xrunner says:

      If it weren’t for lust, you wouldn’t be here to preach to the rest of us.

  105. Dr. Strangelove says:

    Mineshaft Gap!

  106. The Dude says:

    Where does Jackie Treehorn fit into this scheme?

  107. Karl Magnus says:

    Is it bigoted to hope that ALL entrants be given an HIV test?
    Or not …
    No matter, the best place to hole up is way out in the country.
    C Ya

    ~(Ä)~

  108. ironsun says:

    At least the PORN industry is open about what they do.Can’t say that about the tele-preachers.

  109. Beavis says:

    This is liable to be a marketing gig for a new nightclub/stripclub, “Post Apocolypse Babes in Bondage” or some other artsy film.

  110. Duh says:

    someone musta fcuked for jesus to be born right?

  111. jjoe2342542345 says:

    People just refuse to listen to God’s truth. God spoke the universe into existence! Do people truly believe that an underground bunker can protect them from the wrath of God?
    Today is the day of salvation. Repent and forsake sin and trust in Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord and you shall see eternal life. There is no other way to eternal life except through Jesus Christ.

    1. Mune Shadowe says:

      He is the way, the truth and the light. No one comes to the FATHER but by him.

  112. Mune Shadowe says:

    A Den of Wh0re’s, by Wh0re’s, for Wh0re’s.
    Imagine that……

  113. Jo Nutts says:

    If the apocalypse don’t get ya, dah AIDS will!

  114. AeroJack7 says:

    Life is sooo much easier living by the Good Book. Living life without a code, like some kind of feral animal causes so much pain and misery to yourself and everyone you come in contact with.

  115. Denver Morgan says:

    It would be bad to survive the end only to die of AIDS a short time later.

  116. L. Hill says:

    I’m feeling much more comfortable knowing that porn will still exist after TEOTWAWKI! Also, could you stock up with enough pizza and diet Coke to last my lifetime.

  117. Nathan S. says:

    Wow, an underground bunker from the porn industry. You know, if a religous organization was building one of these, I bet the folks on here defending porn would be calling them paranoid wack-job separatists. This is by far the most illogical thing I have heard in a long time.

  118. savedman says:

    Amos 9:2  Though they dig into hell, thence shall mine hand take them; though they climb up to heaven, thence will I bring them down:
    3  And though they hide themselves in the top of Carmel, I will search and take them out thence; and though they be hid from my sight in the bottom of the sea, thence will I command the serpent, and he shall bite them:
    4  And though they go into captivity before their enemies, thence will I command the sword, and it shall slay them: and I will set mine eyes upon them for evil, and not for good.
    5  And the Lord GOD of hosts is he that toucheth the land, and it shall melt, and all that dwell therein shall mourn: and it shall rise up wholly like a flood; and shall be drowned, as by the flood of Egypt.
    6  It is he that buildeth his stories in the heaven, and hath founded his troop in the earth; he that calleth for the waters of the sea, and poureth them out upon the face of the earth: The LORD is his name. You wretched Christ rejecting sinners better Repent and Receive the LORD Jesus Christ (Acts 20:21; Romans 10:9-13)

  119. Shogun says:

    I’m going to have to guess that during construction they will have the appropriate expertise and knowledge to bury this thing deep enough to be adequate and effective.

  120. JL says:

    If nothing can get in, that means none of their diseases can get out. Can we put the selected “Stars” in there as soon as it’s done?

  121. BlownfuelCoupe says:

    The underground security you “rightly” deserve already exists.

    It called the Sewer Pipe.

  122. Kent says:

    From the floor plan, looks like they are planning on providing porn to the destroyed world. Somehow, I think the porn industry would not prosper in a world with no electricity, Internet, money or food. Duh.

  123. smellsliketrouble says:

    I guess they got a heads up…

  124. udo says:

    Just leave the gay male porn actors and fat people out of the shelter and you will have an underground utopia!

  125. TS_Jones says:

    Hey guys! It’s a publicity stunt plain and simple. (for the religious folks) the 2012 apocalypse is a new age thing, based on disparate predictions (mayan calendar, Chinese I-Ching, Nostradamus, etc.) Nowhere in the BIBLE does it predict the end of the world in 2012, so it is not a religious event. These guys are just preying on the really (and I mean REALLY) gullible fans of their product who are nervous about the specter of a 2012 disaster. But seriously. A disaster proof PORN studio which can continue to produce videos AFTER the end of the world? It’s a joke, obviously and not worthy of any sort of SERIOUS discussion. hahahahahaha

  126. Atom&Yves says:

    The blueprints don’t show the (secret, shh!) tunnel to Tijuana.

  127. Cardinal Ximenez says:

    Day three in the bunker… “man, it smells like sex in here and why is the floor so sticky?”

  128. Cynthia Hamblin says:

    God is not mocked.

  129. aaa says:

    I’d be building bunkers too, but not from zombies or fireballs, but from war and famine.

  130. mateo says:

    This is total genius. One million twitter followers by next week. I think most of the people posting missed the whole agenda here.

  131. Igor Doublebubblevich. says:

    name it the KIM KARDASHIAN studio.

  132. Xrunner says:

    “…the deliterious effect that the American porn industry has on our culture?”

    What deleterious effect? As much as puritans hate to admit it, if it weren’t for the porn industry, many of the advances in communications technology that we take for granted would have developed much more slowly or not at all. Cable TV, VCRs, DVDs, broadband, online billing, online subscriptions, pay per view, streaming video, video on demand and the like all owe their success in large part to consumer demand for porn.

  133. John Galt says:

    At least they’ll know how to repopulate the earth…..

    But seriously, if they want to waste their money and look ridiculous, have at it. At least it’s not taxpayer funded (as far as we know).

  134. thomas jefferson says:

    Just what we need. After the holacaust, this slimy filth will crawl out to make a new world. I would rather be at ground zero than survive with this cesspool of humanity.

  135. God Has Spoke says:

    People that believe in god are the same people that seen Bigfoot, U.F.O’s, Lock Ness Monster and cannot prove it.
    I am just one person that needs to see to believe, if I wrote a book would everyone believe what I said to be true? A book is a book and how many times has it been changed, I have a bible over 100 years old and another bible dated June 8th 1973 and both are the same except that the words from the 100 year old bible is nothing like the 1973 one, so I went to our local church and one they use are dated Feb 27th 1996 and again are worded different, so this tells me that out of all 3 bibles which one should I believe in? NONE…. It is just something someone wrote and a remake was made, yea just like a movie, Remember Orson Wells Radio Show war of the worlds, people heard it and then killed themselves because they heard it on the radio, then the move came out and people that it was cool, then Tom Cruise had to make it even better with special effect, so tell me if the Radio version was false in the beginning why should anyone in the future believe in it now

  136. Troy says:

    Obviously a joke.

  137. Gunsmith says:

    What this all boils down to….is a bunch of sorry-ass jew pornographers are worried about the escalating phenomenon of an awakening gentile majority, (here in the USA)…..to the threat of judeo-satanic soul destroying evil. Hence, they’re they’re fearful & seeking to hide from righteous prosecution!!!
    They know many ordinary folks are now taking notice, that jews are responsible for the ongoing destruction of “WESTERN CIVILIZATION”…..& the tipping point is rapidly approaching…….they know & understand that “this time”….. payback is going to be brutal and so they’re hedging their bets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Recommendation:…..find the air intake vents to said bunker after they’ve holed-up & either plug them or pour gasoline down into said vents…..after you’ve blocked, cemented or sealed the escape-entrance hatches / doors…..& remember, you’ll be doing humanity a big favor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  138. Windmill says:

    Everybody has the answer . What we dislike is being the same as he and she . We like to feel as thou we have control all the time . You look at these people on T V telling you how they will save you . Righteousness , Individuality , Paranoia , Insecurity . We believe in story tellers , We trust the government , We rely on each other , We agree on many things we hear . Relax – Be cautious , Assertive , Open minded , And patient .

  139. The Mad Man says:

    Anyone can see from the lay out of the pictures, it is the Pentagon who are protecting themselves from the revolt of the people!

  140. Jacques says:

    “He declined to give the exact location of the bunker over “security concerns”.

    God knows the location and His angels too, including those in charge of handling the Purification.
    Amazing is these people’s silliness: They know the Apocalypse is next to fall on the world, but they prefer to ignore why God is sending it.

  141. zzz says:

    And the financing for an underground bunker with a 1000+ capacity is coming from where? Just cash on hand, right? Should be a hot “destination” for the elite in the other underground bunkers anyway.

  142. rezaul 622 says:

    Urgh! Where is the connection of streetart and porn? streetart is like internet and internet is for porn? srsly? i’m disgusted and disappointed.

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