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Barely in time for summer’s warmer weather: behold, the Hoffsicle. Yes, it’s real. (The popsicle, or the guy holding it? – Ed.) It appears to be raspberry; manufactured by Del Monte. Open jacket from either the Baywatch or Knight Rider era, and chiseled abs. I’ve tried — Lord, how I’ve tried — not to link to this YouTube video, that takes us behind the scenes of its unveiling.