Charlie Sheen Fired From ‘Two And A Half Men’

LOS ANGELES (CBS) — Charlie Sheen has been fired from ‘Two and a Half Men’ according to a statement released by Warner Bros.

“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men’ effective immediately,” the statement said.

It was not immediately known if the show would continue without Sheen.

The actor responded with a statement of his own to

 “This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshis[expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension,” Sheen’s statment on the celebrity gossip website said.

  • sick_of_Sheen

    Well it’s about stinkin’ time, Warner Bros.! Better late than never.

    • Milly Perez

      Thank you Warner Brothers!!!!! Maybe now Sheen will shut the _________ up!!!!!!!!

    • Ye

      Finally! I agree he has said way to much!!! Hollywood is so forgiving…It would be great if we did not have to watch the news and hear about Lindsay Lohan anymore…She isn’t a good actress anymore, like she was when she was a kid..

      • sunset blvd

        leave her out of it! you are way off!

  • ES

    We’re off again? I can’t keep up anymore.

  • Tom

    What is he “WINNING” now?

  • bria

    at least he’s winning!

    • sid

      That should be ( At least he’s WHINNIG! )



    • Sarah in Outstate MN

      Felicia, how can you write that Charlie is awesome? He has been repeatedly arrested for domestic abuse and drug abuse. What about him is “awesome”? Do you support abuse, drug or domestic?

      • joe fischer

        Sarah why are you such a downer? We all know if you keep pushing buttons sooner or later you will hit right one and it will blow up, those crazy women probably deserved it. Drug abuse is not awesome but it is rapid in the USA, he is not the only one using he just got cough. He is in fact awesome because he is the king of his castle and lives according to Charlie Sheen and that’s it. Awesome because he represents likely a majority of Americans in one way or another…and he is not scared. So yes Sara…Charlie is AWESOME.

  • steve

    what is the difference. Charlie played a role, has a big mouth and everyone knows that but he did a great job and played a part that suited him. have a brain CBS get with the program or lose another viewer.

  • newsstationsucks

    How many soldiers lost their lives last week?

  • Steve Carey

    Charlie Sheen is winning for LOSING his job, millions of dollars, his fans, his friends and, most of all, his kids.

  • donothave one

    hooray, its about time, thank god, may he find comport in his drugs. good bye.

  • gary

    Charlie Sheen will make more out of this publicity than he would have doing the show. Looks like CBS has helped Charlie again by putting him in the spotlight. I swear I see more about Charlie Sheen the past 2 weeks than President Obama. Then again Charlie is way more interesting and makes way more cash!

  • MBLackadder

    God almighty. This guy cheese slid off his cracker didn’t it.

    • sunset blvd

      where did you get that expression? it is so corny!

    • Sad

      It did….its like SNL said…Charlie is like Gary Busey crazy now. He doesnt even make sense with his rants. He is so mental healthy/drug addicted it isnt even funny. Poor guy, like the shell of man still exists, but the person is long gone:(

  • Mozart

    Please stop giving Charlie Sheen air time. We really do not care and it is taking time away from real news. His problems are not important to anyone except him. Stop caving in to his rantings.

  • bluesman

    what a loser

  • Lois Murphy

    You dumby, you killed the “golden goose” You had it made and you just threw it all away not to mention what you have done to John Cryer and all the others that worked there. I guess you showed them!! Nice goin!!

    • jesse

      yes I agree with you Lois ,

  • artspaff

    Congrats to WB for doing the right thing!

  • icecream

    THIS is Breaking News ???????????????

  • Steve M, Chicago, IL

    Charlie Harper gets in a drunken auto accident and we are in the hospital as his bandages are removed after reconstructive facial surgery to discover that he now bears a striking resemblance to… John Stamos!

    Get on with it Warner Bros. Two and a Half Men has great scripts. Berta, Allan, Jake, Rose, and Judith are great characters that are not played by Sheen. Keep it going with a new Darren!!!

    • Allen

      Remember “Bewitched” and its two Darrins? How about a 2nd Charlie?

      • C B

        Two words: John Stamos. Two more words: Already inked (so I’ve heard, which could be totally false information).

    • John A.

      Or Charlie sells the place to one of his friends on the stipulation Alan and Jake can continue to live there – rent-free (for what will turn out to be forever) and Berta of course is part of the package.

      So what happened to Charlie? Took the money and ran to some isolated place where he attempts to become sober, lives with several women, and starts webcasting rants… oh, wait. That might be a bit close to home.

      Warner, if you need another writer on your team, give me a shout.

  • James

    I would like to be able to help him
    in some way. He is one of those actors that you just like on screen. I hope that all of those close to him don’t let this go on to long. Lets all turn our com[pationate, positive side toward this particular celebrity and make positive suggestions in his direction.

  • Nancy

    The can go on with Charlie Sheen! Keep it going! Hire Judd Nelson for the role!!

    • Nancy

      Message should have read: They can go on without Charlie Sheen! Keep the show going!!! Hire Judd Nelson for the role.

    • Dr. Marc Ben-Meir

      Why not simply have Allen move in with his mother? That could be hilarious. I could see that more easily then substituting a Charlie Sheen stand-in.

  • skootz

    give me a makeover ‘cos I’m not as handsome as Sheen, pay me $10 GRAND per episode and I’ll do it…

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  • MP

    CBS was such a fool to pay this idiot $2 Million per episode. The show will go on without him – just like American Idol with Simon Cowell. Idol is at it’s best. We will ALL adapt to a new character. Two and half men still rocks- the other actors are ALL great. – looks like Charlie Sheen is WINNING – NOT! HE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER IN HOLLYWOOD!

  • Sandy

    Dear CBS – PLEASE put Gerard Butler on this, he would be PERFECT and and waay hotter than skanky Charlie! Thank you! The supporting cast will be fine with whomever as they are excellent but Butler, PERFECT!

    • paisley

      I’ll second the motion Sandy. Gerry Butler is absolutely gorgeous and much more talented an actor than Charlie could ever dream of being. You can tell from his interviews on the talk show circuit that he’s got a wonderfully wacky sense of humor – he’d send ratings right through the roof!

      • paisley

        I have never watched even part of an episode of this sitcom but if Gerry Butler stepped into Charlie Sheen’s spot, I wouldn’t miss a single episode!

      • joyful

        I will third that!!! To see Gerard Butler on a weekly basis I’d just spontaeneously combust!!

  • barb

    Please, he hasn’t even been acting on this ‘hit’ show, he is just being himself, rude, crude and selfish. A perfect example of untreated drug and alcohol addiction.

  • Raymond

    Gerard Butler has a funny looking mouth.

    • Sally

      Um, OK? LOL!!!

    • paisley

      Nicer than Charlie’s.

    • paisley

      Nicer than Charlie’s, and Gerry’s teeth are better too.

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