Star Crossed!! Your Daily Horoscope Is Wrong … For A Reason!

WASHINGTON (AP) — This is a great day for Libras…only, you’re not a Libra anymore! Oops!

Call them the horror-scopes! It turns out zodiac fans, all these years you’ve aligned with one sign and SWORE you had all the traits that make that sign click…well, let’s just say there are new astrological projections that suggest a pile of stuff that comes out of the back of a bull (that’s Taurus, if you’re keeping score at home.)

Yes, according to a new report from the Minnesota Planetarium Society, your astrological sign has been very wrong for about 1,000 years.

In an interview with the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, a leading zodiac expert says signs based on the constellation of where the sun was at the time of your birth, were all off. Oops!

According to the society, the Earth has been wobbling on its axis for about 1,000 years and the days didn’t align right.

They’ve created a new zodiac calendar sure to put a wrinkle in the calendar, t-shirt, mood ring and general party discussion/water cooler world.

Sex-crazed Scorpios will now have to tell people they’re Libras! Holy Sagittarius! Proud like lions Leos will now have to tell people they’re Cancers! And all those folks who blame their split personalities on being Geminis, ha…nice try. Especially now if you’re a Taurus!

Here is the new list of signs as follows:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11 – April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 – Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 – Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 – 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 – Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

Note: there is an entirely new symbol…the Ophiuchus!

Yeah, just try telling someone you’re a Ophiuchus at a party!

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  • Mary Ann

    This made me laugh. It is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Paul

    This is not news. It is stupid. Humans have known of this for 35,000+ years now, and it has long since been taken into account.

    Why now?

    • dnarb

      35,000+ years ago, humanity was still in the stone age. The Chandler wobble is a small motion in the Earth’s axis of rotation relative to the Earth’s surface, which was discovered by American astronomer Seth Carlo Chandler in 1891. Nobody in astrology has bothered to calculate in the last 100 years what it means for your horoscope sign. Thats why now.

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  • Ash

    I don’t care if it says I’m an Aries.
    Honestly? I am a taurus, and I always will be NO MATTER HOW THE STARS ARE ALIGNED!!
    Why mess with thousands of years of history?
    If there is one this I know NO ONE not even nature should mess with, thats astrology.
    I will always be a Taurus. Don’t believe this one bit.

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  • Josh Butts

    No wonder when I read my daily horoscopes it made no sense to what was happening that day. So I thought I was a cancer but I’m really a gemini. This changes my whole life! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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  • Joseph Myers

    Odd that none of the astrologers predicted this…………………..

  • Melly

    I cried! I’ve always been an Aries but not anymore… Well i dont care what this says.
    once an Aries always an Aries! forever and always!!
    ARIES LOVE!!!!

  • Christopher Laycook

    Bologna, Always been Virgo, but most important, believe in God first anyhow.

  • Linda Bailey

    Phooy, Born a Libra, I will stay a Libra. Its foolish to try and change it at this late date. Its like adding a new month to the calender.

  • Michelle Mathisen Olson

    sry this is silly to suddenly say hey we are adding a new sign and guess what you aren’t what u thought you were… I am a Sagittarius not a Scorpio ewwww

  • Katie Baugh

    I will stick to the old chart. My sign fit me perfect! The new one is not me at all. I have been a Capricorn and I will stay that way! Thank you very much!

  • grow up people!

    Wow, people still read this horoscope junk? i thought it was inaccurate and childish years ago! Now they come up with some excuse to try to justify why it was never true for all these years! What a joke!

  • trust in God!

    Why trust in the stars, instead of trusting in the One who made the stars? Ask the Lord Jesus Christ into your life to love you, guide you, and protect you. He loves you deeply, and will never let you down. Ask Him to show you if He is real, and He will be delighted to answer you! He is much more powerful than the stars! Ask Him!

  • Zweb Wolf

    what jack hole decided to change this?

  • Something Fishy

    Is this a PR attempt to raise money?

    The Minnesota Planetarium Society does not have a public planetarium, it was torn down in 2002, and they are fundraising.

    An interesting way to increase traffic on their website for donations.

    How about a second opinion from someone else in the world?

  • Overlapping Days

    The “new” chart has 13 overlapping days – someone on April 18 would be both a Pisces and Aries.

    This has to be a hoax!

    Is this coming from The Onion or an early April Fools prank?

  • ES

    Seriously, isn’t there anything else newsworthy to report besides this? Must be a slow day in the news.

  • icardenas

    What !!!! Dont no who i am anymore!!! Born a Capricorn and now im what ? Glad i never tatooed the capricorn sign on me…..This is to funny..

  • Josie Flores

    this is really stupid!!! has anyone noticed that there is something wrong????? guess not!!! i was born Nov. 29 witch i was a Sagittarius now im a Scorpio & an Ophiuchus take a look at the dates on there!!!
    Scorpio November 23 to November 29
    Ophiuchus November 29 to December 17

  • Jenny

    but it does count if you where born after 2009

  • Leslie

    this corresponds quite well with Vedic/Sidereal Astrology which I’ve always felt was more accurate than Western Astrology. Now there’s more proof of what I’ve been telling my friends..

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  • Susan Aiu

    Aloha, from a Hawaiian astrologer. The discrepancy in dates comes from the precession of the equnoxes when the Zodiac systen slowly backs in it’s 29,000
    year cycle. /astrikigers say that the yearly cycle begins at the first day of spring, which alll the stone circles are set up to mark these Solstice points.
    So, from this professional astrologer, you are stilill the same SUN sign, and by
    progression you do move forward a degree a year.
    When these jokers study the subject and understand the math of this system we are in, they may get it.

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