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WASHINGTON (AP) — This is a great day for Libras…only, you’re not a Libra anymore! Oops!

Call them the horror-scopes! It turns out zodiac fans, all these years you’ve aligned with one sign and SWORE you had all the traits that make that sign click…well, let’s just say there are new astrological projections that suggest a pile of stuff that comes out of the back of a bull (that’s Taurus, if you’re keeping score at home.)

Yes, according to a new report from the Minnesota Planetarium Society, your astrological sign has been very wrong for about 1,000 years.

In an interview with the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, a leading zodiac expert says signs based on the constellation of where the sun was at the time of your birth, were all off. Oops!

According to the society, the Earth has been wobbling on its axis for about 1,000 years and the days didn’t align right.

They’ve created a new zodiac calendar sure to put a wrinkle in the calendar, t-shirt, mood ring and general party discussion/water cooler world.

Sex-crazed Scorpios will now have to tell people they’re Libras! Holy Sagittarius! Proud like lions Leos will now have to tell people they’re Cancers! And all those folks who blame their split personalities on being Geminis, ha…nice try. Especially now if you’re a Taurus!

Here is the new list of signs as follows:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11 – April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 – Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 – Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 – 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 – Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

Note: there is an entirely new symbol…the Ophiuchus!

Yeah, just try telling someone you’re a Ophiuchus at a party!

For more on the new zodiac list, click  the following: http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/style/113100139.html?elr=KArksUUUoDEy3LGDiO7aiU>

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