By Kent Shocknek

I can’t promise that all of these are authentic (a church sign generator online is pretty hilarious), but having spent a couple of years in the Midwest and the South, I wouldnt bet against them being the real deal.

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Actually, these are tame compared to some churches that really drive their points home hard.

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More examples, at the always entertaining