Looks Like a Croc to MeBy Kent Shocknek

For those times, when bungee jumping doesn’t provide enough thrills, Crocosaurus Cove (no really, that’s its name) in Darwin City, Australia, will let you pay $150 to enter its “Cage of Death,” which — to be accurate — is actually more of a tube of death. I notice on its webpage,  you also have the option of purchasing crocodile skin wallets. I’d rather do that:

Or we could go to the Lion Park:

This one, incredibly, doesn’t seem to be photoshopped:

(Photo sources: various, including Crocosaurus Cove, The Telegraph)