Don't laugh, In Russia, somebody's beaten you to it.By Kent Shocknek

In Krasnoyarsk, Russia, a salon owner has convinced her customers that African snail slime will get rid of wrinkles, and even scars.  And, God bless ’em, gullible trend-setting Krasnoyarskians believe her.

If I can’t get a franchise, state-side, I will try to corner the market of putting braunschweiger in people’s shoes, as a cure for bunions.  I bet I could make a fortune.