SANTA ANA (CBS) — A Fullerton man has been sentenced to 180 days in jail and three years probation for secretly ejaculating twice into a co-worker’s water bottle — which she later drank from.

Michael Kevin Lallana was also ordered to register as a sex offender. He was convicted Feb. 24 of two misdemeanor counts of battery.

Lallana and the victim — identified in court only as Tiffany G. — started working together at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach. They were both transferred to the company’s office in Orange in 2010.

She testified that while working in Newport Beach, she left her water bottle at work on a Friday in January 2010, and when she returned on Monday, she took a swig and noticed a foul taste that seemed like semen, so she threw out the bottle.

After moving to the new office in Orange, she again tasted semen in her water on April 6, 2010. She said that after the second incident, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.

Tiffany G. said she later took the bottle to a laboratory to have it tested. Orange police told her they could not open an investigation on speculation of a crime, and her superiors at work did not know what to do about it. When the test showed there was semen in the water, Orange detectives started questioning the company’s employees.

Lallana was initially evasive, but eventually told detectives he put his semen in the water bottle because “her lips had touched” it.

“I saw her water bottle and I did it,” Lallana says on a tape of the police interview. “For me, it’s a release. I think about my wife.”

Lallana also said in the interview that he found Tiffany attractive. “It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone,” Lallana said.

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Comments (22)
  1. Nero says:

    Epic fail…

  2. Jack says:

    Jail & probably lost his job. He really “blew it”! Lol!!

  3. Marco says:

    Asked her fiancee to put his semen in a water bottle to see if thats what she tasted?


    1. stuart says:

      I know.. that is so strange.
      by the way, how did she know what seman tastes like or when mixed with water.
      this is weirder than the story itself

  4. AL says:


    1. stuart says:

      I would give her a great recommendation.
      all jokes aside, this is sick

  5. Lou says:

    guy should appear on Jerry Springer or Maury.

  6. lala63 says:

    GROSS. What a freak.

  7. adolfo says:

    He will not serve the whole sentence may 1/3 to 1/2 as jails are overcrowded and he is not considered a violent criminal.

  8. Sage Advice says:

    “…she took a swig and noticed a foul taste that seemed like semen.” “and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.”

    Really? ONLY a swig? So odd she declared that to the world, but ever more odd that he admitted to it when there was no real evidence. Why in the first place, but why in the second place to explicitly describe why and cause?


  9. uFools says:

    DNA will get you caught all the time. Dude?!? Your picture is allover the internet forever, Ever, EVER! The Dude who did the Nasty with at least two water bottles. Sounds like something Benny Hill would do.

  10. Kurgee says:

    He wanted her lips to touch his semen? What a pig. Why can’t men control themselves.

    In jail this little pervert will be able to lip lock all that semen he wants. If he’s lucky, he may even have it splashed on his back door. Hope he has fun.

    1. uFools says:

      Slippery Slope Kurgee. Blame the person you see in the image above and do not include the men who have a deep admoration and respet for women.

  11. CBSDebbie says:

    So much for Lallana’s marriage! LOL Hope this little escape was worth it because now he is looking at jail, registered sex offender (a real job killer) and I’m betting his wife leaves him!

    1. Michael J. McDermott says:

      As far as employment, it looks like the only place he might be working is McDonald’s. Aren’t you glad you don’t eat at McDonald’s?

      1. Jacob says:

        Well, I won’t eat there anymore. I don’t want any “secret sauce” on my burger!

  12. RealDeal says:

    “she took a swig and noticed a foul taste that seemed like semen”

    Its such a foul taste, but she knew what that taste was…

    1. Michael J. McDermott says:

      It was HOT that day. Pardon the pun.

  13. Art R says:

    only from the land of fruits,nuts,& taco huts would yuo expectsomething likethis

  14. MJ'sDoctor says:

    It was revealed in court that he is a big Michael Jackson fan. His favorite song is “Beat It!!!”

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