SANTA ANA (CBS) — A Fullerton man has been found guilty of ejaculating into his female co-workers water bottle.

Michael Lallana, 32, was found guilty Thursday afternoon of assault and battery. Jurors also found true the allegation that he did it for sexual gratification.

Lallana admitted in a taped interview submitted to jurors that he ejaculated into an “attractive” co-worker’s water bottle because “her lips had touched it,” but told detectives he never thought she would drink it.

This unidentified woman says her co-worker put his semen in her water bottle...twice. (credit: CBS)

Lallana and the woman — identified only as Tiffany G. — began working together at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach. They were both later transferred last year to the company’s office in Orange.

“It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone,” Lallana said in the interview with Orange Police Department detectives in explaining why he ejaculated into the woman’s water bottle twice last year.

When the detectives quizzed him on why he didn’t just throw the water bottle away when he was done, Lallana said he figured she would dump the water and was afraid of leaving anything out of place on her desk.

“Can I honestly say I wanted her to drink it? No,” Lallana said in the taped interview. “Why I left it there, I don’t know.”

Tiffany testified that she left her water bottle on her desk in the Newport Beach office on a Friday in January of last year. She said that when she returned the following Monday and drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.

“I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said.

After being transferred to the company’s office in Orange, the woman said she again tasted semen in her water last April 6. Up to that point, she had been more careful with her water, dumping it when she left, she said.

Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.

“At the time, I had no idea how else to figure out what this was,” she testified.

Convinced it was semen in the water bottle she had at work, the witness said she approached Orange police but was told they could not do anything based on the suspicion of a crime.

She then went to human resources officials at her workplace. “They heard me out, but they didn’t know what to do,” she testified. The woman said she was told the company’s legal representatives would be consulted but decided on her own to seek out an independent laboratory to test the water.

When she found a lab and got the results back, she had a friend, whose husband is a former Orange police officer, call the department’s investigators and they picked up the case in June, she testified.

Tiffany and Lallana did not have much to do with each other than small talk or an occasional greeting because he did much of his work outside the office, according to testimony.

When pressed by detectives, Lallana said he found his co-worker attractive and that part of the allure was that “her lips had touched” the water bottle, according to the tape played for jurors.

Lallana also gave investigators a DNA sample, and Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon told jurors the evidence showed it was Lallana’s semen in the water bottle.

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Comments (235)
  1. spunly says:

    Now how does she know what semen tastes like?

  2. steve says:

    This is digusting and so are many of the comments in this forum. As punishment he should be fired and she should get to drop kick him in the nut. Who wants to pay for imprisoning a moron.

  3. yo says:

    It’s all obama’s fault….

    1. Ar Amytas says:

      No, George Bush.

  4. John says:

    How did she know is was semen you ask? My reply…. Any girl worth dating knows what semen tastes like!!!

  5. It's all Obama's Fault says:

    It’s all obmama’s fault……

  6. kingkong says:

    she looks just like Jenna Jamison

  7. Barry Soetoro says:

    That chick is hot! I can’t blame the dude.

  8. jim says:

    How did she know what sperm tastes like, just sayin’.

  9. Pat McGroin says:

    That is taking the Pepsi Challenge to a whole new level.

  10. Barney Frank says:

    A realted story just in. In San Francisco today, a gay whale attacked a submarine and sucked out all of the seamen. Details at noon.

    Barney Frank reporting.

    1. Stevve says:

      FTW. Barney Frank. Champion!

  11. tico says:

    No wonder the fiancee went ahead and married her. You don’t find a guzzler like that every day.

  12. dmd says:

    She knows what seman tastes like …………. HOT!!!

  13. xian says:

    This is what I miss out on being self-employed. But seriously women only see men only for their semen. She did drink it, keep it and asked for more of it. Many times women choose their beer based on the shape of the bottle if you know what I mean. Perhaps the sexes are more equal than previously suspected. Party on sick coworker dude.

  14. KappoRDM says:

    I guess she…. got what was coming to her.


  15. bill clinton says:

    Hot chick. She has obviously given a few bj’s in her young life. Plus, she swallows. a fine woman.

    1. Cliff says:

      Now, now. We don’t know that she swallows, per se. She may just gargle….or maybe blows bubbles. lol

  16. KappoRDM says:

    “But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.”

    This lady must watch CSI.

  17. David C says:

    CBS LA is no better than the jerk off. Posting the victim’s picture and humiliating her is offensive! The should be ashamed of themselves. Humiliate the jerk off, not the victim, jerks.

  18. Elmer J Fudd says:

    elmer sez, There is a reason the factory seals the bottle caps, leave a bottle of water on your desk all weekend , and still drink it?? In public if ANYTHING that i drink or eat is out of my sight for 1 minute its dumpster trash. Unless there is a trusted person at the booth we are eating at.

  19. martin says:

    we really need more effing mexicans

    1. papables says:

      but mexicans and arabs were put on this earth to amuse the rest of us weren’t they?

  20. sean patriot says:

    He should get life in prison for this. If I was this womans husnand I would kill that man where he stands

  21. lmao says:

    lmao, just to funny she is probably afraid of the drinking fountain. and what a sick guy that is.

  22. sean patriot says:

    You people making light jokes out of this, put yourself in her shoes. This is biological terrorism, the man needs DEATH

  23. GW says:

    Sounds like an epsode of CSI

    Catherine Willows: David, I need some help on an invistagation
    David Hodges: Sure what can I do?
    Catherine Willows:I need you to jerk off in a water bottle so I can see what it looks like.
    David Hodges: AAGGG the things I have to do for science!
    5 minutes later
    Catherine Willows: It smells, looks, and tastes like it! Call Brass!

  24. howdy says:

    how does she know what ‘semen’ tastes like ???

  25. Cliff says:

    While this story is beyond sick, I find it hilarious that this woman seems to have zero problems with the entire world knowing she partakes in oral gratification and, at the very least, keeps it in her mouth. This is “gold” for those afraid to ask a woman whether she does or not. LOL

    Yes, I know it’s very, very common, but admitting it to the world is quite NOT.

  26. tico says:

    She went to a press conference with her lawyer, so she obviously wants attention. What harm did the mexican do? Now she’s messed up his life when she already swallos anyway.

  27. jake says:

    this is about the sickest thing ive ever heard of. what perve this due is I agree hi picture should be all over the net so future cowokers know what they are dealing with. I wonde what his wife thinks of this behavior? although she sprobabaly one the way to being an Ex wife at this point.

  28. Mike R. says:

    Why do they have a picture of the victim? So we can say, “oh yeah, I see why he did it, she IS pretty.”

    And why is there no picture of the perp?

  29. Fred says:

    Rolandmi, seriously…keep posting. By now the entire office here is reading your pathetic attempts at coming across as an educated person and we’re all in tears. Who needs sitcoms when we have people like you! And suddelnly throwing in “big” words like “collegiate” will not mask the fact you’re a moron.

  30. patriot says:

    dirty dirty girl. Most women would smell semen from 5 feet away and scream eewwwww! Not her… she went home and asked her boyfriend for more!! mmm….sloppy seconds!

  31. JJV3 says:

    How f’ing stupid and mean. You posted a pic of the victim in a sick-o assault case. Do unto others. I hope your day in the spotlight comes.

  32. McWayne says:

    AGREED! Why refer to this poor woman as ‘unidentified’ and then post her first name, last initial AND picture. Fools!

  33. patriot says:

    she drank his little bottle of Love Potion #9

  34. Jim Nazium says:

    Why did the co-worker confess. He should have made her do a blind taste-test. Put 3 unknown semen samples in water bottles and have her drink each one to see if she could identify the perp. I bet her Daddy sure is proud of his little semen guzzler.

  35. Dave says:

    Loving that she went home and took the Pepsi challenge to verify what it was. I wonder if she ate a cracker in between to cleanse the palate, All kidding aside, what a creepy thing to do. With any justice the guy will be tasting a lot of semen himself in prison.

  36. Jack Off says:

    Swallower’s only…No spitters

  37. Justin says:

    cut his sac off and hang it under your rear-view mirror.

    1. Abo says:

      I’ve seen folks put a whitetail buck sack over a 4X4 shift knob.

  38. guapo says:

    The REAL issue here is how the POLICE wouldn’t act until another (retired) cop got involved. You can bet your butt that if it was a cops’ water bottle, or a member of their family, they would have investigated IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

    justice for some!

  39. Ed Gruberman says:

    Wow, she had to do a taste test for semen.

    Typical blond American woman.

  40. expert says:

    mmmm taste like chick

  41. expert says:

    taste liek chicken

  42. Spud Spudly says:

    I tried this at work and the chick just thought the water had too much chlorine in it.

  43. patriot says:

    I guess you could say she keeps a lot of her problems “bottled up”, and then drinks them away.

    1. DN says:

      very clever…hahaha

  44. patriot says:

    i wonder if she watched while her boyfriend did the deed, and then gave her the bottle? Just saying….

  45. cds says:

    This guy was double stupid. He did it and he failed to shut up about it.

  46. Jack Bolly says:

    Some facts missing:

    1) Size of water bottle?

    2) Quantity of semen put into bottle?

    3) How do you get someone in the police dept to do a ‘favor’ on a criminal investigation that they otherwise would not pursue?

  47. Benjamin Hill says:

    If you mouse over the picture the caption reads: “Semen Attack”. That is all.

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