SANTA ANA (CBS) — A Fullerton man has been found guilty of ejaculating into his female co-workers water bottle.

Michael Lallana, 32, was found guilty Thursday afternoon of assault and battery. Jurors also found true the allegation that he did it for sexual gratification.

Lallana admitted in a taped interview submitted to jurors that he ejaculated into an “attractive” co-worker’s water bottle because “her lips had touched it,” but told detectives he never thought she would drink it.

This unidentified woman says her co-worker put his semen in her water bottle...twice. (credit: CBS)

Lallana and the woman — identified only as Tiffany G. — began working together at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach. They were both later transferred last year to the company’s office in Orange.

“It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone,” Lallana said in the interview with Orange Police Department detectives in explaining why he ejaculated into the woman’s water bottle twice last year.

When the detectives quizzed him on why he didn’t just throw the water bottle away when he was done, Lallana said he figured she would dump the water and was afraid of leaving anything out of place on her desk.

“Can I honestly say I wanted her to drink it? No,” Lallana said in the taped interview. “Why I left it there, I don’t know.”

Tiffany testified that she left her water bottle on her desk in the Newport Beach office on a Friday in January of last year. She said that when she returned the following Monday and drank from the bottle, she tasted what she believed to be semen.

“I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said.

After being transferred to the company’s office in Orange, the woman said she again tasted semen in her water last April 6. Up to that point, she had been more careful with her water, dumping it when she left, she said.

Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work.

“At the time, I had no idea how else to figure out what this was,” she testified.

Convinced it was semen in the water bottle she had at work, the witness said she approached Orange police but was told they could not do anything based on the suspicion of a crime.

She then went to human resources officials at her workplace. “They heard me out, but they didn’t know what to do,” she testified. The woman said she was told the company’s legal representatives would be consulted but decided on her own to seek out an independent laboratory to test the water.

When she found a lab and got the results back, she had a friend, whose husband is a former Orange police officer, call the department’s investigators and they picked up the case in June, she testified.

Tiffany and Lallana did not have much to do with each other than small talk or an occasional greeting because he did much of his work outside the office, according to testimony.

When pressed by detectives, Lallana said he found his co-worker attractive and that part of the allure was that “her lips had touched” the water bottle, according to the tape played for jurors.

Lallana also gave investigators a DNA sample, and Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon told jurors the evidence showed it was Lallana’s semen in the water bottle.

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Comments (235)
  1. john says:

    How the hell did they catch the semen donor? What gave him away?

  2. fellated by 34 of 35 women says:

    There are very few women who do NOT know what semen tastes like. Why should this be surprising that the victim is one of the ‘most’ who do? Grow up.

  3. Rory Price says:

    How quaint, the entire dialogue here melts down to a semantics debate over the spelling of the word “semen”, while NO ONE notices the “assault and battery” charge. Typical D.A. over-baked, victimless crime charge taken from misdemeanor to felony country, and you Bozo’s are ok with it, or not even aware of it. It’s called living in America The Pig State, as in Neo Nazi country.

  4. Horizontal Gophers says:

    “I wish they all could be California girls…….”
    Wouldn’t it have just been easier to throw in a Today spermacide sponge? And thank gawd she didn’t suspect it was arsenic!

  5. Detter says:

    You know some news is just not worth reading. I wonder what they decided not to write and then write this up for the perverts…kill urrrm no delete the story and remove it and comments from the net. TIA lol

  6. I'm a semen in the Navy says:

    i find this very funny…b/c she tasted it and new right away it tasted like semen???? how much semen has this girl swalled int he past? haha…. don’t get me wrong the guy who did this is f#$%@d in the head for doing it, but i’m glad to know the girl is the utmost expert on what semen tastes like…

  7. patriot says:

    message in a bottle!

  8. meezer says:

    I love the fact that she knew what it tasted like – her boyfriend is a very lucky man!

  9. tico says:

    I bet this big lipped sucker keeps a souvenir bottle from everyplace she has worked. Probably prefers this method sinse she gets the semen without having to work for it, although she is well equipped to get it from the conventional method.

  10. kim says:

    why would u drink out of an opened water bottle that has been sitting out all weekend anyway…..yuk…the bateria alone would make u sick

  11. hogwhitman says:

    I wrote a little bit about it at my website. You can probably figure out the address.

    Am I the only one here old enough to remember the Pepsi Taste Test?

  12. sup guy says:

    This experience probably left her with a bad taste in her mouth….


  13. Jersey Guy says:

    She wants her own reality show, the whole thong is a setup with that poor setback as the fall guy.

  14. software rules says:

    John Koob, her fiance, is one lucky Dude!

  15. diana says:

    @ Greg: Your all over this article! Are you the boyfriend? Seems like your so defensive… get a life

  16. TG is ignorant says:

    First of all, how did she immediately know it was a man and not a woman? Seems like gender profiling to me. Second of all, why wouldn’t Llallana even try to use the ‘Sea Monkey defense’ that has gotten so many men before him out of this same situation? Btw, Llallana sounds like a chick’s name, which made this article seem a whole lot hotter than it should of been when mentioning Tiffany and Llallana.

  17. proteen water says:

    She noticed that the water had a little “wang” in it.

  18. kg says:

    He knows a sucker when he sees one!!

  19. Dead Man Swallowing says:

    You can Youtube Pat Boone’s “When The Swallows Come Back To Capistrano.”

  20. Poison says:

    I was in Vegas once, and these two girls tasted my semen. But while I wasn’t looking they put something in my water bottle and when I woke up I was $10k lighter. People have been putting stuff in drinks throughout history. The whole act is nowhere near as entertaining as the comments

  21. Poison says:

    Her secret fantasy is to start a new brand of drink called “Vagina Juice”. This is all just a PR stunt. I bet it’ll do pretty well. The guy in this story and others could buy it and it wouldn’t even hurt their marriages!

  22. Char says:

    The dude is right at the top of the article. Can’t anyone see him?

  23. Noakes says:

    It’s shocking this dude did it for sexual gratification. He should have done it for evil reasons instead.

  24. Bukakke Blaster says:

    And now she’s addicted to diluted semen. Oh, the humanity!

  25. Miss T says:

    Whats the point of fighting and arguing about this article? I mean we all have nothing to do with it. I’m just sayin’

  26. Xtacy says:

    why is everyone so concerned with how she knew what semen tastes like? lol don’t most women know what semen tastes like? unless youre a prude and live under a freakin rock…you guys just dont realize how us girls cant forget that taste…ever! lol how bout you try tasting it yourself and then you will be like “oh damn…yeah no wonder she remembered the taste” and depending on what you eat and how hydrated you are, the taste can vary and sometimes be really disgusting! and to all the women that havent tasted it before i suggest you do or your man probably has someone on the side that will haha

  27. Fabio says:

    Ela adorou esperimentar a Porra e agora quer reconstituição do crime, ela vai mostrar como esperimentou a porra dele mas sem a garrafa de agua… rsrsrsrs

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