Almost Too Embarrassing To Reveal

Look, I could bore you with statistics that Heidi, the cross-eyed opossum, is a big hit at her zoo in Germany, and has more than 65-thousand fans on Facebook, and has a song on YouTube in her honor; or I could just say "Oh, isn't that just the sweetest widdle thing??" ...and look elsewhere to reclaim my dignity.

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