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Kyndric Wilson, 19, is being processed into the Okaloosa County Jail, in the Florida panhandle (for what crime, not clear). Jailers ask: “What’s that you’re holding, Kyndric?” –or words to that effect. “It’s a bag of cocaine,” answers Kyndric. –or words to that effect.

Flash forward: the Northwest Florida Daily News reports Kyndric’s story checks out, and he faces a couple of extra felony counts. Possession, and smuggling contraband.  Ah well, the court bailiffs will know where to find him.

My favorite part is Kyndric’s quote, per the arrest report: “(Bleep), I knew I shouldn’t of brought that in… (Bleep).” It’s going to be a very long year.

Comments (2)
  1. Lesley Clack says:

    Wait…are you SURE that was in Florida and not here in California?!!?! Haha!

  2. Alex says:

    The alternative would have been to swallow the entire bag, like this Massachusetts teen did early last month:


    Let’s hope this is indicative of the caliber of criminal we’ll be seeing this year – it should make for some entertaining news!

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