Andre Johnson Vs. Santa Claus – How Does He Match Up To St. Nick?
- 40 Time?4.41 SecondsI mean...one estimate has St. Nick traveling at roughly 5.6 million miles per hour (in order to deliver all those presents) so...whatever 40 yards of that is. A blink, essentially.
- Weight?A svelte 227 pounds.Probably more than that.
- Receiving TDs this year?5 this year (really? That feels low). 61 overall (that too).None?
- Estimated value of Presents$17,352Millions and millions
- Is he real?Yep!Who’s asking? Where are your parents?
- Reaction to seeing mommy kissing him?...I’M GONNA BE RICH!Set it to a song!
- Reaction when you hear him “Up on a rooftop, click-click-click”ing?Stranger! I’m calling the police right now.Weeeeeeee! Presents!
So there you have it. After a hard-fought battle of joyful giving, Andre Johnson takes the round 3-2! And rightly so. What a terrific fella. -Brian Cullen, CBS Local Sports contributor