(“Here, Honey: hold this nice bug and we’ll have a fun picture for show-n-tell when you get back from the ER.”)
The Genesis’s nose looks like a Jaguar XK had a date with a Telsa Model S and this was the result
If we are to believe everything we read, a university student in India invented the Good Morning Sing N Shock alarm clock, because he kept missing class. The clock rewards sleepers who hit the snooze […]
But unlike his contemporaries who may spend their time in front of a screen for work, Li sits at internet cafes and plays games. And plays. And plays.
“Honey, we worked hard to prepare this extra-special (hic!) basket.” Sigh.
You don’t have to study for the quiz, but if you did, I bet you could do a search for research resources. Or women in your city who want to date you.
…the best example yet that Darwin may have been wrong.
Darwin City, Australia, will let you pay $150 to enter its “Cage of Death,” which — to be accurate — is actually more of a tube of death.
…some of the following make me like an amatuer. To wit: the guy who has moved in, at his desk.
Doing an online search will always reward.
And nothing says “I love you,” like a zombie, a jiggling human heart, or an edible bear.
I love the “able to read your schedule” qualifier. But I’m no master at S.Y.M.
When the kids’ sleepover gets out of control, just threaten to turn the lights on.
Let me say that again: $1500 per doll. Doll-maker Shanine counts Sharon Osborne among her customers.
Additional baggage fees, be damned! Somebody finally has invented the one item we’ve all been clamouring for, since the Wright brothers flew out of Kitty Hawk… a suitcase you can wear. It’s called the Jaktogo, […]