I can’t promise that all of these are authentic (a church sign generator online is pretty hilarious), but having spent a couple of years in the Midwest and the South, I wouldnt bet against them […]
I love the “able to read your schedule” qualifier. But I’m no master at S.Y.M.
Gather around, kids; it’s time to remember why it would be good not be arrested. The booking photograph alone should be all we need to know:
The letters, combined with the specialty (“Kids First”) plate, made state bureaucrats conclude the owner was advocating cannibalism, or something else. Licence revoked.