Eat See Play
The holidays are right around the corner, so you know that you’re going to start packing on the pounds pretty soon. With Thanksgiving next week, you’ll be indulging in pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and apple pie (don’t try to deny it) and soon after, all the decadent delights of Christmas will be here.
Ah 2014, the only time in history where you can probably watch someone twerk while simultaneously taking a selfie and drinking a pumpkin spice latte. Now that’s skill. No matter how undeniably awesome watching the above scenario would be, we bet that sometimes you wish that you could just take a little vacation to a different time period, you know just so you could see what it was like.
So, last week you were forced to change all of your clocks yet again. And now, even though your house clocks may be correct (though most of you probably still haven’t changed them…), you’re internal clock is completely effed. Well what better way to help calibrate your system then by going back in time?
The sound of an alarm clock is probably one of the worst sounds in the world. Seriously, there’s not much worse than being pulled out of a sound slumber, well except for maybe finding out that your girlfriend is cheating on you with your brother (ouch, sorry pal).
Ah Halloween, the time of haunted houses, horror movies and scandalous costumes. It’s a wonderful time of year. Seriously, what’s better than horror movies and haunted houses that scare scantily clothed girl’s right into your arms, it’s like the amazing wingman you never had (sorry bro).
Choosing a Halloween costume is a critical decision. There are tons of different categories to choose from. You’ve got gory costumes, inflatable costumes, serial killer costumes, funny costumes and of course everyone’s favorite, the highly inappropriate yet extremely clever costume.
Brookstone is now selling an awesome product to drown out your roommates stomping, singing, and other noises you’d rather not hear… The new 2.4Hz Wireless TV Headphones not only connect to your TV, but also to your stereo, computer, and mobile device.
When you think of argyle, socks, sweaters and vests are probably what come to mind (after all it is a nifty pattern). Well believe it or not, the word Argyle has just evolved to take on two whole new meanings that have nothing to do with that favorite pattern of yours. In fact, there are two new forms of Argyle for you to enjoy: one in the form of a swanky cocktail den and the other a raging nightclub.
I don’t know about you, but when I think of an attic, I think of The Goonies and scary movies, not gimlets and sexy dance parties. LA is changing our view on attics with the introduction of Genesis, the secret nightclub above Sassafras.
While the hipsters may be saving record stores around the county with their rediscovery of the vinyl, you can now one-up your Brooklyn friends and play them the artists of the best musical era, the way they were meant to be heard— on a gramophone. You know what a gramophone is…right?
Long ago were the days of playing in a sandbox and running away from girls with cooties. Even though you’re still running away cootie ridden girls (good call, you don’t want to catch the adult version), we know the days of unlimited playtime have are gone and have since been replaced with sitting in a cubicle staring at a computer screen for hours on end.
Does the thought of ice cream bring fantasies of butterflies and rainbows and pure unadulterated happiness, or are they more like the scene from Varsity Blues? You know which one I mean. No matter what your fantasies may be, after you try Salt & Straw, all of them will be fulfilled (ok, so maybe
Breakups suck. To quote Old School, “True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend… “