Kent Shocknek’s Let’s Blog
If Mad Max Had a Swiss Army Knife…
But I just like the way it looks: especially with its matte grey finish, and aggressive front end. Boys love their wide grilles and front-end scoops.
Notes From the L.A. Auto Show, Part I
It looks aggressive, edgy, solid, and strong: all characteristics, the car itself exhibits.
Group Costumes for Halloween
Years from now, we’ll hope anyone who participates in group costumes for Halloween, 1) still are friends, and 2) never plan on running for office.
When Good Dogs Go Bad
Dogs may be smarter than cats, but when either does something wrong, only the dogs get caught.
Pictures of Why it Pays to Have a Tattoo Artist Who Can Spelll
It says “To young to die – To fast to live.” At least we know, too fast to put the second ‘o’ on the tail end of ‘To.” And wasn’t this (below) the title of a […]
We Told You to be Careful When You See a Ball on the Street
Ever teen driver learns that a ball, bouncing into a street, means there’ll be a kid right behind it. if that were true here, it’d have to be a really big kid.
Photo Proof: There’s “Out of Order,” and there’s “REALLY Out of Order”
Is there a restaurant grade, below “F”? What soda dispenser is gummed up, on 5 of its 6 nozzles? Some other choice samples include nicely labeled ‘out of order’ signs… and nicely labeled signs with […]
Why Did the Space Shuttle Have THIS Nickname?
Good and bad, it was always exciting reporting on the Space Shuttle program. Where else could you be paid for nosing around inside the shuttles? But I still wish they’d come up with a better nickname…
The World’s Best Fake I.D.s — Not
Most didn’t check for his age, but six that did, still sold it to him, even though he didn’t remotely resemble cartoon character Bobby Hill.
Robber, Burglar, or Moron? You be the Judge
But what really landed him in his current sorry state, is that …
Your Dream Job Has Arrived: But Do You Have What It Takes?
I’m conflicted: on one hand, I’m deeply offended by the obvious racism of this ploy. How dare they think I’m smart, just because I’m white.
Scientific Proof, Dogs are Smarter than Cats
When the standard “warning; dog” signs aren’t enough…. (What exactly is a ‘dog guardian?’ -Ed.) (Photo source: oddee.com)
Airport Security’s Least-Favorite Person of the Week
So the guy whose jet-ski conked out, so he had to swim and wade on over to JFK airport for help, now has been charged with trespassing.
Perfect Parental Notes for Back-to-School
Want today’s wifi password? 1. make your beds 2. vacuum downstairs 3. walk the dog. Perfect for back-to-school season. Or, for the harder-core parent:
Skinning Defenseless Small Animals for Fun and Profit
For her part, the principal reminds that “Animals aren’t the only species who are dressed up after they die. We do it to humans too.”
Kent Shocknek
I’m glad you’re here. Each day, I’ll scribble some thoughts on politics, the “Golden” State, the media, those fabulous celebrities, travel, cars and some other stuff I haven’t thought of yet. Look around, have fun and feel free to leave comments!
