"I'm the king of the... OUCH! Son of a *#@"%!"

As not one, but two cruise lines rob gullible passengers recreate the splednor of the Titanic 100 years ago this week — well, not the entire voyage, one hopes — this picture reminds us some Hollywood magic is best left to Hollywood. I don’t think it’s Photoshopped, but I make no guarantees. Bon Voyage!