I Know! Let’s Charge $$ to Put Snails on People’s Faces.
In Krasnoyarsk, Russia, a salon owner has convinced her customers that African snail slime will get rid of wrinkles, and even scars. And, God bless ’em,
gullible trend-setting Krasnoyarskians believe her.
If I can’t get a franchise, state-side, I will try to corner the market of putting braunschweiger in people’s shoes, as a cure for bunions. I bet I could make a fortune.