Our Holiday-Edition, True-Crime Round-Up Contest
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Disclaimer: If you win, you don't get anything. It's kind of like getting a perfect Score on the SATs, then going to Ohio State.
If one of the following is NOT true, I think it's more frightening that three of the following ARE. Oh yea, don't forget to put an allegedly in front of all these crimes: "all parties assumed innocent until bla bla bla."
Fort Pierce, FL: woman, 35, arrested for biting husband on the face. His crime: he threw her beer in the trash can.
Sioux Falls, SD: retiree, 77, arrested for driving a bulldozer into the mayor's house, over a local tax on cheese.
Portland, OR: man, 33, arrested for attacking three Toys R Us holiday shoppers with a Star Wars lightsaber.
Springfield, MA: teacher, 44, arrested for punching his vice principal in her face, because he didn't like her performance review.
Hazard a guess, and check back for the answer, next time.
