When I think "Spirit of the Season," I think "Law of the Jungle"

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I don’t know where to start. The mayor of San Juan is wishing you a Christmas filled with… well, apparently antelope blood. The card’s sentiment hopes “that you may illuminate your dream.” Candidly, my dream is to make it through the season without having a leopard go for my jugular.

And there’s more: look at the little kid on the left. Anyone else thing her head is at an alarmingly right-angle to her body? And possibly the wrong size?  If she’s Photoshopped, I can’t blame her, I wouldn’t want to be that close to a lunging  killer, either. The only one in the picture who looks like she knows what she’s doing is the woman, second from right: she looks like she’s embarrassed to be there.

Holiday note to Hizzoner: next year, go for gorillas versus crocodiles. I saw them fight once on a TV show, and it was really cool.

  1. John Estrada says:

    I don’t “thing” so.

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