A Rockin’ Real Estate House of the Week

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The Stone House, in Portugal.

Pluses: thick walls retain heat. Guests won’t want to stay at all too long. You don’t have to worry about a rock falling on the place: apparently, it’s already happened.

Minuses: neighbors will refer to you as “Fred and Wilma.” You live in a house that’s built out of two giant boulders.

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Early joke possibilities: “They live just a stone’s throw from here.”  “They rocked the house down.” “Their kids go to the School House Rock.”

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