You'll Never Look At Popsicles The Same Way Again

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Barely in time for summer's warmer weather: behold, the Hoffsicle. Yes, it's real. (The popsicle, or the guy holding it? - Ed.)  It appears to be raspberry; manufactured by Del Monte.  Open jacket from either the Baywatch or Knight Rider era, and chiseled abs. I've tried -- Lord, how I've tried -- not to link to this YouTube video, that takes us behind the scenes of its unveiling.